the handshake

A variation to the shocker or bowling ball. The shocker's slogan is, "Two in the pink, one in the stink". The handshake is, "Four in the pink, one in the stink". As the name implies the action resembles a handshake.



handshake
Example:
"Honey, don't be mad! It was just a handshake!"


Handshake
A handshake constitutes an unspoken agreement to capture a seagull and deliver it to the other party when one party finds themselves in the presence of said birds.
Example:
Observer: "Wow, that's a rocking handshake! I can't wait 'til she gives him a seagull"

Rick: "Hey Ashlea. Thanks for the seagull. I now know how much our handshake means to you."
Ashlea: "You're welcome! I'd give you all the seagulls in all the beaches if I could."
Rick: "Gee. You are a true friend and we are both very funny and attractive."
Eavesdropper: "Hey, I was overhearing you guys talk about how funny and attractive you both are and I want you to know that it is true. Everyone says you are both very funny and attractive and the whole city of Baltimore wants you both as romantic and sexual partners but we know you can't choose us all so we are all very sad all the time."
Rick: "Thanks. That means a lot."


Handshake
Handshake - A type of currency used in the night life to pay for undisclosed services. Handshakes come in different denominations and sizes depending on the service and the hand.
Example:
Hi sir, I need to skip line. How much would it cost me. "It will be 2 handshakes".


The handshake
the handshake is when a person is put in constraints in an asylum and is given a sedative in pill form. Then instead of ingesting the pill the person puts it under their tongue until their caretaker leaves so they can spit it out and continue to be crazy.

there are some guesses that this is the type of handshake referred to in MGMT's song the Handshake.
Example:
The crazy person thought he wouldnt get caught doing the handshake but the caretaker noticed the pile of pills collecting on his chest. Now he is given sedatives through a syringe.

"we got the handshake under our tongue" -mgmt


Latest Searches

the bubba gump, pe, protective cup, will joke, Software, exclamation, sandwiches, get you wet, i ate, GRIP of, dunno, inflated, Beaner, the usual, kitchen, blts, glitchcore, gooder, so kawaii, Rum, take it, Ontario, bald guy from amazon, dropped the F bomb, main artery, Kpop, eat that, fake tits, Hawt damn, Fag hag, the wife, Giwrgos, nekkid, sex can, tailing, Torino, South Korea, perfume, I need this, squeaker, 6-pack, bang bang, musicians, screw you, Peeping, companion, fossil, choose, shit and split, a nasty, urethra, an event, FaZeClan, Auburn, Latino beat, Kingston Pen, consumers, E3, Cartel, potential rapist, toxicity, No control, TOO deep, free spirit, one drink, Will shears, Pythonesque, fat poo face, string, Tessa, camping, Brotha Lynch, some skin, Innovative, zig-zag man, University, Lut, playoffs, dude look, Fascism, Fagatory, text it, Fabie, litterally, ARE YOU, Issue, contempt, off it, SONY, the poop, 2021, immigration, mirrored, One Cool Guy, Burns, rape me, Its like, Adrianism, dongle, stages, view, all the way the hell, no games, the daily, rough witty, take a piss, lamb, first crush, fact that, on there, first name, agitator, hate, Liking someone, Tanks, a dumbass, Pore, fend off, E-, ass beating, 4th, balls to the wall, took charge, stalkers, delicious, Cons, get weird, time out, offtopic, the shins, Ha ha, Napping, park, Prison Break, No--, the other side, up good, drug induced, shovel, Astros, rules is rules, true colors, mouth it, gamecocking, Trabuco, batters, bangtan sonyeondan, TOUCH SOME GRASS, savage, crafty, lat, Not yet, nades, avetard, fustration, a brief, Love this song, ate, uncomfortable, MUNI, 3 strikes, plopping, lardy, match, took a dump, pharma junkie, A shit ton, Italian man, Big Bad, him again, a Justin, Over the top, added, a nerd, flirty girl, black guy, Vikaasian superset, dirt bike, stabbing, Fairlane, Gue, burnt, floury, Bianca, channel, Hot Blonde, content, simplicity, flip flops, Lobbyists, had to, micheal my beloved, baal, 5 fingers, Males, May 17, amzing, goldeneye, avail, sociales, the bubba gump, The handshake, pe, protective cup, will joke, Software, exclamation, sandwiches, get you wet, i ate, GRIP of, dunno, inflated, Beaner, the usual, kitchen, blts, glitchcore, gooder, so kawaii, Rum, take it, Ontario, bald guy from amazon, dropped the F bomb, main artery, Kpop, eat that, fake tits, Hawt damn, Fag hag, the wife, Giwrgos, nekkid, sex can, tailing, Torino, South Korea, perfume, I need this, squeaker, 6-pack, bang bang, musicians, screw you, Peeping, companion, fossil, choose, shit and split, a nasty, urethra, an event, FaZeClan, Auburn, Latino beat, Kingston Pen, consumers, E3, Cartel, potential rapist, toxicity, No control, TOO deep, free spirit, one drink, Will shears, Pythonesque, fat poo face, string, Tessa, camping, Brotha Lynch, some skin, Innovative, zig-zag man, University, Lut, playoffs, dude look, Fascism, Fagatory, text it, Fabie, litterally, ARE YOU, Issue, contempt, off it, SONY, the poop, 2021, immigration, mirrored, One Cool Guy, Burns, rape me, Its like, Adrianism, dongle, stages, view, all the way the hell, no games, the daily, rough witty, take a piss, lamb, first crush, fact that, on there, first name, agitator, hate, Liking someone, Tanks, a dumbass, Pore, fend off, E-, ass beating, 4th, balls to the wall, took charge, stalkers, delicious, Cons, get weird, time out, offtopic, the shins, Ha ha, Napping, park, Prison Break, No--, the other side, up good, drug induced, shovel, Astros, rules is rules, true colors, mouth it, gamecocking, Trabuco, batters, bangtan sonyeondan, TOUCH SOME GRASS, savage, crafty, lat, Not yet, nades, avetard, fustration, a brief, Love this song, ate, uncomfortable, MUNI, 3 strikes, plopping, lardy, match, took a dump, pharma junkie, A shit ton, Italian man, Big Bad, him again, a Justin, Over the top, added, a nerd, flirty girl, black guy, Vikaasian superset, dirt bike, stabbing, Fairlane, Gue, burnt, floury, Bianca, channel, Hot Blonde, content, simplicity, flip flops, Lobbyists, had to, micheal my beloved, baal, 5 fingers, Males, May 17, amzing, goldeneye, avail,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!