the housekeeper

Taking care of routine business that's needed to keep the house in a good, livable statein other contexts, it refers to the mundane logistical work that keeps an operation running smoothly



The Housekeeper
When you get done with sex and realize someone has left "chocolate" or "doodoo" on the pillow, just like a housekeeper at a hotel.
Example:
"Man, my girl pulled The Housekeeper last night when she used my pillow to put under her ass during sex."
"Did you Donkey Punch her?"
"Not this time..."


housekeeping
to kick all forms of ass.
Example:
Guy 1: "ok now im pissed"

Guy 2: "yeah, time for some housekeeping"
or

Psycho with Uzi: housekeeping? *tears down door*


housekeeping
The wife getting the husband's house in a divorce settlement/contract.
Example:
My american wife finally decided to do a little housekeeping today.

The judge agreed the wife to housekeep her husband's home.

Joe's friend Hey Joe tell your wife to do some housekeeping, your house is a mess and of course you can't do it because you work 12 hours a day!
Joe Oh yeah uh after a little arguing with her, she finally did it. By the way, do you mind if I can stay at your place for a while?


Nazi housekeeping
A reference to the Nazi zombies game in the Call of Duty franchise. It is a derogatory term that highlights the game's focus on rebuilding barriers, running away form the zombies, and generally doing anything except kill zombies.
Example:
Bob: "Have you really been playing Nazi housekeeping for 6 hours straight?"
Rob: "You just don't understand the strategy man"

Bob: "get a life... or at least play regular call of duty"


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