the kfc
A really bitchy girl or woman, a very privileged and arrogant girl or woman. KFC (Krazy F**king C*nt).The KFC
You spread crumbs on a condom, deep fry it and then use it to penetrate the woman, screaming "ITS FINGER LICKING GOOD" as you ejaculate. The woman MUST nibble off the crumbs and ejaculate from the condom before the act can be approved by the "Colonel in the corner" who is a man dressed as the KFC Colonel who stands in the corner of the room masturbating (optional).
Example:
"Hey Danny, how'd the KFC go last night?"
"What do you mean Alex? You were the colonel in the corner!"
"Hey Danny, how'd the KFC go last night?"
"What do you mean Alex? You were the colonel in the corner!"
KFC
KFC
A brand of chicken with a "secret recipe". Not sure why they're allowed a secret recipe but everyone else is legally obliged to print it on the side of the packaging.
Example:
Ref: KFC Futurama "Benders Big Score"
"I found the Colonel's secret recipe: Chicken, grease, salt"
Ref: KFC Futurama "Benders Big Score"
"I found the Colonel's secret recipe: Chicken, grease, salt"
KFC
Example:
Comes With Coleslaw.
Comes With Coleslaw.
kfc
KFC
When you forgot to log-off your facebook and someone grabs your computer/phone and makes a status update reference to KFC.
kfc
A strange mixture between fast food and legitimate dining. A terrible combination as everyone wants to sit down but would also like to eat within 0.177 seconds of paying for their meal. Prime hangout spot for rednecks, old lonely women, the morbidly obese, black people and, in more suburban areas, wiggers. The perfect place to go if you are looking to be disgusted with humanity.
Example:
Woman with gross smoker voice: Could i get 16 pieces of chicken, all breasts, 4 large potato wedges, 3 ears of corn and... uhh.. give me a diet pepsi. Im trying to watch my weight.
Cashier: Do you want your chicken original recipe, or extra crispy?
Woman: Yes.
5 o'clock news: ...And in other news there was a brutal slaying at the Weymouth KFC.
Woman with gross smoker voice: Could i get 16 pieces of chicken, all breasts, 4 large potato wedges, 3 ears of corn and... uhh.. give me a diet pepsi. Im trying to watch my weight.
Cashier: Do you want your chicken original recipe, or extra crispy?
Woman: Yes.
5 o'clock news: ...And in other news there was a brutal slaying at the Weymouth KFC.