the presser

short for press conference



Presser
The description of a thing or process to make it seem far more complicated than it actually is.
Example:
While turning the disengaging device, pull the entire assembly toward you with a vigorous motion simultaneously moving your body out of the way. And thats how you open a door. Said Presser.


Dick Pressers
When a man has the audacity to wear women's skinny jeans, he is wearing dick pressers.
Example:
"I saw this girl wearing skinny jeans but when she turned around i realized it was a dude with long hair wearing dick pressers."

"My brother stole his girlfriend's skinny jeans, and now they're dick pressers."

"I was going to borrow some of my brother's jeans, but i'll be damned if they weren't all dick pressers."


Pencil Presser
A person who has anxious tendencies to the point where they carry a lot of tension when they write causing them to frequently press down and chip the tips of their pencil. They feel like they hold the weight of the world on their shoulders, and it makes them anxious, nervous, and on edge during their daily life. Their handwriting is usually dark and focused as they try to stay calm while writing, but can't bear to relax.
Example:
Stop freaking about nothing Syndey you being such a pencil presser.


Presser Pit
The habitance of the majority of the music students at Illinois Wesleyan University.

The social destination within Illinois Wesleyan University School of Music.

A central lower-level lounge outfitted with couches among the practice rooms of Presser Hall.

A place for music kids to mess around.

aka 'the pit'
Example:
"Where have you been all weekend?" "Presser Pit."

"I went to Presser to practice but ended up napping in the pit."

"When did you take those ridiculous photos??" "In the pit around midnight yesterday."


Grease Presser
A health-conscious person who goes as far as to press their napkin on to their pizza in an attempt to rid it of the top layer of grease-as if this will make their pizza any healthier.
Example:
Jeff: Hey,is Logan coming to the party tonight?

Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.

Jeff:That's disgusting,man.


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