118

the three number that start every directory enquiries number in britan, most of which have an addictivly annoying tune



118
118 a term for Edmonton citizens to warn others that there are heads or addicts in the area.
118 is and avenue within the city where most of the people in the area are addicts
Example:
"yo you see that wack ass person there"
"we got a 118 strait tweakin lets get out of here"


118
The three numbers at the start of a directory enquieries service. BT used to be the sole provider with the number 192 but now it has been replaced by many other companies with their services. The list of numbers in the UK alone to this date are:

118000 118005 118006 118008 118019 118023 118025 118030 118049 118069 118080 118090 118097 118099 118102 118103 118111 118113 118114 118117 118118 118119 118120 118128 118136 118141 118158 118178 118180 118181 118183 118184 118189 118199 118200 118212 118218 118220 118221 118222 118225 118229 118232 118234 118242 118246 118247 118258 118262 118288 118308 118318 118321 118323 118334 118338 118339 118354 118355 118366 118373 118374 118375 118383 118390 118391 118400 118404 118424 118425 118428 118429 118437 118440 118453 118455 118456 118487 118499 118500 118508 118511 118518 118528 118543 118554 118559 118560 118561 118567 118588 118592 118606 118634 118687 118696 118700 118707 118723 118737 118739 118747 118770 118773 118774 118797 118800 118806 118810 118811 118814 118815 118825 118832 118848 118850 118864 118866 118869 118877 118878 118888 118895

While this might be good for consumer sovereignty, some of the services are down right stupid.
Example:
118453 for Gay & Lesbian Directory Enquiries? WTF?


118
(Ronald Reagan Freeway) in Southern California. A four lane conventional highway starting at the 126, going through Moorpark & Simi Valley (1968), Chatsworth (porn capital of the Western Hemisphere), and the rest of the northern San Fernando Valley (the promised land). It ends heading east into the 210.
Example:
We were speeding down the 118 the other day when I spotted Tila Nguyen topless in a convertible. Distracted, we slammed into the back of a stalled motorcycle, catapulting his flimsy little body into oncoming traffic. Then we drove off chasing Tila and her breasts, the end.


118
Getting or already are drunk. First it was "I is bent" to IIB to 118 (pronounced "one-eighteen"). Invented by Brad and Nate.
Example:
Nate - "Yo I'm reppin the 118 tonight"

Brad - "No I can't stop yelling, I'm 118"


118 118
Something that was appropriate to yell while running through a residential area in the United Kingdom during 2003. Based on an advert for a telephone directory whose number is 118 118. All directories start with number 118.
Example:
GOT YOUR NUMBER!

others-


118 888

118 500 (british telecom, formerly just 192)


118 118
completely fucking shit directory enquiries service that seems to be staffed by Indian halfwits with a somewhat limited grasp of the English language. The company that owns them must make massive profits through the calls as on average you are stuck on the line for 20 odd minutes trying to spell out really complicated street names like 'bond street' or 'High Street' to someone who sounds like a character from goodness gracious me
Example:
118 118? naah mate use 118 500


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