the prophet Muhammad

An illiterate warlord who made up an entire cult to get sex benefits.



the prophet muhammad
The Prophet Muhammad was, according to the Muslim faith, the last messenger of God. Out of all the rest of the Prophets in the Muslim faith, Muhammad is the one most mentioned, because he was the one to whom the Holy Quran (the religious book of the Muslims) was revealed to during the month of Ramadan. Known as an extremely kind and trustworthy man who lived in Mecca around 570 CE.
Example:
They follow the teachings of the prophet muhammad.


Prophet Muhammad
The best creation on Earth. The absolute epitome of what all people should strive to be.
Example:
Ahmed: F*ck!
Shu'aib: Brother do not swear, our Prophet Muhammad sallalahu alayhi wasalam did not like obscenity.
Ahmed:Astaghfirullah, may Allah subhana wata'ala forgive me.


Prophet Muhammad
An arabian leader, ruler, reformer and a legislatior among many other things. He is a social, political and religious figure. Very skilled at leadership and most historians, muslim or secular, agree his social reforms improved arabian society in comparison to its pre-islamic past.
Example:
Prophet Muhammad (Peace and blessings be upon him) said in his last sermon: "All mankind is from Adam and Eve, an Arab has no superiority over a non-Arab nor a non-Arab has any superiority over an Arab; also a White has no superiority over a Black nor a Black has any superiority over a White except by piety and good action."


Prophet Muhammad
A guy who traded two black slaves for one arab slave because he thought arabs where the superior chosen people (sahih muslim 1602). Also a guy that was possessed by demons (bukhari:3175). There is no discrimination amongst prophet muhammad when it comes to touching little children! He loves little boys and girls equally! (Al-Adab Al-Mufrad 1183) (Bukhari 5134)
Example:
Quraysh tribe member: There goes that Prophet Muhammad again touching little children and prescribing camel piss as medicine. (Bukhari 5686)
Quraysh tribe member: This guy is so weird we should do something about it.
Quraysh tribe member: Agreed!


Prophet Muhammad
Prophet Muhammad means a pedophile who forced a little girl to marry him and then raped her. Often worshiped by people like him and pray about him. Piss be upon him.

Image of Muhammad included.
Example:
Person 1: Hey dude, what's another name for a pedophile with 8 letters and starts with m?

Person 2: Muhammad

Person 1: Oh yeah, "prophet Muhammad". Muhammad dammit piss be upon him, you're right!


Prophet Muhammad
Prophet Muhammad(may piss be upon him) is a 7th century homosexual suffering from retardation. He used to go from town to town to take the innocence of the local children. At one point in his life Muhammad created the annual celebration of Keti Koti. On the last day of his life he was seen molesting an infant after which he was clubbed to death with a rock.
Example:
Look a pedophile! He reminds me of the great Prophet Muhammad(piss be upon him).


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