snarted

A combination of a sneeze and a fart both going off at once.



Snart
When one sneezes and breaks wind at the same time. It is usually a result of the sudden abdominal muscle contractions associated with supporting the diaphragm for the sneeze, thus triggering the fart.
Example:
When she snarts, I don't know whether to say "God Bless You" or "Run like hell".


Snarted
Snarting is the involuntary act of sneezing and farting at the same time. The eligible criteria for meating the snarted definition is as follows:

1. The force of the fart must be equal to the sneeze, anything less is simply a snuff (a sneeze and a fluff)
2. The force of the fart must at least bring a tear to the eye, in extreme cases minor damage maybe caused to the anus.

The follow through of the fart does not qualify; this is known a sniting.
Example:
Andy sneezed and farted with such force that a tear ran down his cheek and his buttocks, he snarted


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