dry rub

Masturbating without any kind of lubrication due to time or location constraints.



dry rub
(1) What a really gay Chili's waiter missing incisor tooth tries to do to you if you wear too much hair product. It involves vigorous penile massaging and BLT sandwiches (it's a lunch special).

(2) A special way to prepare meat (your own or someone else's)
Example:
Dave almost got a dry rub at Chili's yesterday. Rob really wishes he had gotten a dry rub from Dave after dinner.


Dry Rub
When a stripper grabs your penis from the outside of your pants and gropes you up and down.
Example:
Back in Miami there is this awesome strip club that gives dry rubs when you get a lap dance.


Memphis Dry Rub
A Memphis Dry Rub is when you partner gives you a hand job without the courtesy of using a petrolium product for lube..
Example:
Bitch grabbed my johnson like a cow udder, and gave me a Memphis Dry Rub and didn't even hock a loogie on it first. Felt like she was going rub it off like an eraser. At least she took the three warning shots over the tower.


memphis dry rub
when a guy who is circumcised gets a hand job from a girl with dry hands and no sort of lubrication, making the handie very painful and eventually causing a rash
Example:
Guy #1: How'd it go with Mindy last night??!
Guy #2: Terrible
Guy #1: What? I thought you got beat off
Guy #2: Yeah but she had dry hands and we had no lube so she gave me a memphis dry rub and now my dick stings like hell


Alabama Dry Rub
The act of having anal sex with a girl or guy who has never had anal sex before without using lube. Doing this will be very horrible to the person being penetrated since it will be extremely tight and involve a lot of friction.
Example:
James: "Hey man, have you had sex with sally yet?"
David: "Well, she kept saying no so I just waited until she went to sleep and gave her an Alabama Dry Rub."


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