the red button

See nuclear button.



red button
you don't press this, no matter how red or shiny it looks
Example:
"Dude is that the red button?"

"Yeah"

"I think I'm gonna push it."

"Go ahead man but let me leave first"


red-button
verb. To end an incoming call on the cell phone by pressing the red button. Used when trying to block out an annoying caller.
Example:
I had to red button the guy that called me six times in a row at the movie, how annoying!


Red Button Effect
The ubearable attraction to a dangerous/alluring object or situation. Very close to a drug addiction.

Applies to: sex, cliff-jumping, large red buttons that say "Do Not Push", hot girls bent over searching though their bags, stealing, etc.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
Example:
Rob saw a shiny, red Ferarri with its door open and keys in the lock. I could see him shaking and knew he was having trouble resisting the Red Button Effect.


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