the skydiver

Any type of ecstasy pill that is bunk. Normally from a bad batch.Once you take the pill(s) you get high but you feel the comedown very fast. The comedown last longer than the high and generally makes you feel horrible.Skydivers give you a bad roll the entire night.



skydiving
Skydiving involves jumping from an airplane at altitudes typically ranging from 12,000 feet to 14,000 feet…freefalling for about a minute, then deploying a parachute at typically 3,500 feet…and flying the parachute to a designated landing area. Skydiving has become safer in recent years due to a device that will deploy a parachute automatically at a certain altitude for you if you cannot. Skydiving is an extremely fun sport that is challenging and is best suited for the fast thinking, mature, and open minded individual that enjoys doing things with other people. Skydivers are some of the most fun loving people you will ever meet and very few of them are “crazy”. This sport is often called "crazy" by individuals who are not open minded, live vicariously, or simply do not have the balls to try it.
Example:
Skydiving is the most fun sport anyone could ever do and you should try it...this summer!


Skydiver
When your hammering your lady (or guy friend, if that's your thing) from behind, belly down on the bed, as soon as you start to snap one off inside her, you pull up all four limbs in a skydiver position. This will cause your full weight to make her tense up and feel a heavenly tightness around your unit. Orgasmic enhancement.
Example:
Broooo, last night I had Marcy face down on her bed, as I popped my load, I pulled a skydiver, shit got tight!


skydiving
An activity where one jumps out of a plane with a parachute on their back and falls thousands of feet before opening their chute (most of the time without any "aggravations") and land back on the ground just as if they had jumped down from a 5MPH moving truck (again, results vary.)
Example:
White boy: I think I'll go skydiving this weekend.
Marcus: You be crazy.


Skydiving
An activity viewed by most as suicidal or crazy. Those people are just too chicken shit to do it themselves.
Example:
Guy 1:
Jason blaw blaw might forget to pull his chute while skydiving

Guy 2: Grow a pair and jump before pretending to know anything about it.

Guy 1: Yeah, I just looked like a real retard for saying that. I wish I had courage that didn't come in a bottle.


Skydiving
A sexual action involving a pregnant woman and one or more male partners. The woman lies on her stomach with her hands and legs out in a "skydiving position" while the man kneels behind her. If there are multiple men they kneel in a circle around the victim. The men proceeds to fuck the living shit out of the woman in either hole, whatever the male prefers. After 30 seconds he pulls out and spins the woman on her stomach. The woman spins until coming to the next man, or the same man who then proceeds to fuck her.

A variation of this position is possible. The man across from the man screwing the skydivee shoves his cock down the woman's throat which mimics the low oxygen at high altitudes. Note: this is only possible with multiple men. Note: Possible for flamers to participate in as well all that is required is a basketball, pillow, or another similar object.
Example:
Hey Sally, your walking a little awkwardly. Is that from your pregnancy or is it because of the skydiving you did yesterday at the local bar with the High School football team?


Skydiver
A sexual position. when the woman is facing away from you and you grab both of her wrists, she then proceeds to wrap her legs around you backwards. you then have a choice of holes. it should end up that (if you weren't there) she looks like shes skydiving
Example:
Guy who likes to lie about having sex: Dude! i totally did the skydiver with my ho' last night! legend!

this guys friend: ehh no? you went to the cinema with me? you fucking virgin.


Skydiver
When a women is held up in a skydiving formation and the women is blowing a guy underneath her and giving handjobs to the guys holding her up and one of the guys is finger her pussy and the other is eating her ass and the guy underneath her is sucking her tits
Example:
Clay- hey dude how was sharkisha last night
Dave- great she is amazing at the skydiver


Skydive
When one person calls anothers name with there hands in circles around there own eyes like goggles.if a person turns round and see this they have to lie on the floor and pretend to skydive.the only way to prevent this is when you are turning round make antlers with your hands.if someone calls your name and you make the antlers without the name caller making goggles with there hands, the antler person has to skydive.
Example:
skydive bitch!


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