the stool softener

A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.



stool softeners
humorous term for in-car seat warmers
Example:
Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners?


Stool Softener
An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.
Example:
"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."


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