A loose reference to any all male gay retreat which is highlighted by heavy use of speedos, vegan menus, and frisbees.

A small town located in upstate New York somewhere in the balls of the Adirondak Mountains. Ticonderoga is basically the Bronx of small towns in upstate New York. Kids roam the dirty streets of downtown Ti with zero ambition. Everyone walks around like they are in fear of fellow pedestrians even though everyone knows everyone because no one ever leaves the town once you are in it. The amount of water that is consumed compared to the amount of alcohol in this town is approximately 2:1. The one possitive thing about it however is that every female displays whoreish behavior, so there is no shame after you just shagged one of Ti's finest because.. " Hey, they're all whores anyway so what did I actually do wrong. " The guys in this town however.. wait.. nevermind.. Oh yeah and there alot of drugs and underage partying that goes down. The local cops won't do shit because they are a joke but you might want good cardio when the state troopers roll up becuase those bastards are like sprinting deer and you are on a treadmill mother fucker.

The finest piece of lead based penmanship tools. The finest pencil on this side of Mississippi, I don't give a shit which side you're on either. When you insert this pencil into a sharpener, it almost feels as if it is made of butter, peeling off the smoothest shavings to reveal the sexy lead beneath. It holds a point longer than a 2 bit lawyer and will snap on you way less than your stepdad. 5 stars.

A slang term used to describe a situation where two or more people agree on the same thing. It's more commonly used along the West Coast and parts of Missouri .

When she rolls over during double penetration and both dicks get twisted together.

The greatest pencil to grace god's green Earth. No scantron or graph paper stands a chance if you use one of these bad boys.

A black version of the Ticonderoga is the rarest pencil known to man. It is the only pencil greater than the regulation color type. Removing one of these from the roof of a library is the equivalent of Arthur removing the sword in the stone. And, as you may already know, the Ticonderoga is mightier than the sword.

(n) An aggressive maneuver, when one "drops" a pencil (preferably a Ticonderoga #2), begins to bend down to pick it up, but then double taps the nutsack of someone else with a quick one-two combination of slaps.

A school where Teen pregnancy makes you popular. The girls in this school have no clue how to close their legs and it's not uncommon for them to date their best friends ex's. As long as you've got a dick an are good at sports, you are treated like a god. If you've got a vagina, welll then you might as well drink bleach. The freshmen and sophomores assume that they run the school, which makes the upperclassmen pissed, but they don't give enough fucks to do anything about it. Cheating is also common due to the various whores that run around the halls with their ass and tits hanging out, claiming themselves as "hot." They infact smell like tunafish and plaster their makeup on, but fail to notice because they are all stuck up one another's asses. All the guys are gay for one another and constantly smack each other's asses in the halls, gym, bathroom, classroom etc. Everyone in this school is a fake ass bitch and stab, even their best friends, in the back. Word about things travel fast in this school, getting twisted along the way. Drugs are commonly passed throughout the halls during the school day, not making it hard to get "hooked up." Stay away from this school at all costs, who knows what diseases are in the air inside that school.

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