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A lie, so bold in nature and so obvious, it defies logic as to why it was told. A lie so huge and so transparent, not only does the one being told know it is a lie, but the liar knows it. And the person being told the lie knows the liar knows he/she knows and so on ad infinum. Based on the name Vladimir Putin, prime minister of Russia, in regards to his ability to purposely misspeak.

putinism

by Jonny Habenero on Aug 19, 2008 04:13:57

noun: a bold faced lie so audaciously transparent that it defies all conceivable logic. A lie ardently defended even when the liar knows that the person being told the lie knows it's a lie and that that person knows that he knows. Derived from the wildly bizarre claims and assertions of Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in regards to nearly any situation.

Example:
Joe: I finally broke up with Sue. I caught her cheating red-handed finally.
Tom: I thought she knew that you knew.
Joe: She did. I told her. She still said she wasn't cheating but she knew that i didn't believe her. And she even KNEW that I KNEW.
Tom: Wow. That girl is just one putinism after the next.
Tom:

Putin

by Gyrapage on Mar 08, 2007 12:15:19

1.) An ex-KGB.

2.) The current "president" of Russia.

3.) The most powerful mob boss in the world.

Example:
"Vladimir Putin is a ruthless mobster."

"Yeah, the Soviet Union has collapsed; governments may change, but people don't."

Putin

by gramaticon on Jul 31, 2005 14:11:02

The current president of Russia. Resembles a giant albino bat, with his pointy ears, palid complexion, angular features and balding pate.

Former KGB man who is edging the country very slowly towards dictatorship. Shows the tendancy to repeat history (killing Chechens, desiring more government control.)

Example:
Vladimir Putin secretly wishes that he could turn off the lights in Russia for a week, then turn them back on to reveal that there were no more Chechens. Maybe a few large mountains where none had existed before, made out of what appears to be freshly turned earth, and possibly filled with thousands of lightly charred skeletons, but no Chechens, nosiree!

Putin

by Madman Defarge on Oct 23, 2014 23:12:05

Pronounced: "Huylo" xʊj'lo

Sitting Russian Tsar.

Example:
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin enjoys fine wines, long walks on the beach, posing for ridiculous photo ops and staging the odd anschluss.

Putin

by jsharpphoto on Aug 30, 2014 08:59:28

Something vile that won't go away, like dog shit on your shoe, or the stench of a decaying body.

Example:
This is disgusting, what is it?

It's just Putin.

putined

by Politigeni on Mar 10, 2016 21:14:50

(1) Describing when a political opponent is removed through trickery or other immoral means;(2) Describing when a political opponent is removed through deadly means;(3) describing when a political opponent is removed by Vladimir Putin.

Example:
"Dude, Nancy totally Putined Charlie during the run for class president."

Putin

by jmill666 on Apr 06, 2022 18:41:05

The supreme spirit of evil; Satan

Example:
Hope not ever to see Heaven. I have come to lead you to the other shore; into eternal darkness; into fire and into ice to meet Putin.

Those kids are little Putins today.

Putin is in the details.

There'll be Putin to pay if we're late.

Putin

by jmill666 on Apr 06, 2022 18:30:42

A person or thing regarded as supremely evil or as a fundamental enemy or opponent.

Example:
They are well and properly sold to the darkness of Putin.

A period arrived in which the expectation of the coming of Putin exercised a great influence.

After Gods chosen people are raptured, Putin will take charge of the world.

Hitler was the Putin of his time.

Putin

by Baal Nimrod on Apr 14, 2014 21:02:44

Synonym for bullshit.

Example:
"Don't Putin me." "He's Putin me on."

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