Example:
Goofus: Unnnnggghhhh *Frrrrrp* *PLOP*
Gallant: What the...oh for fucks sake what the fuck just rolled down your leg out of your shorts?
Goofus: *Groan in relief* I'm so sorry dawg. I just trumped in my pants after voting yes on Prop number 2. Didn't wear my
BVD's today so the
turd base jumped out of my asshole and onto the floor with total ease bro. You should try it sometime, let the republicans deal with the mess after they lose, they earned it hahaha!
Gallant: I will not try it sometime! What the fuck is the matter with you!? You first shit your pants in
the Ross changing room and now this!? You're a taxpayer goddamnit! Stop shitting your pants and act like one!