tofurkey
a turkey of the rare tofu species, found only in remote regions of nepal. each tofurkey was born merely as a slab of tofu. only 1 in 500 will sprout feet at age 2, and subsequently gain other turkish characteristics. each tofurkey has but one goal in life, and that is to be approved by the TNAOVFTWNOA (tofurkey national association of vegetarian food that was nevertheless once alive). once approved, tofurkeys must rigorously study a language. those who study english are sent to either the northeast or california, where most ameriveggies reside. once they complete their migration, around the end of november, they are promptly skinned of any exterior non-tofulike characteristics, and served to the unknowing public.tofurkey
1. Tofu molded into the shape of a turkey.
2. Anything that is cool, hip, funky, or has a resemblence to tofu.
2. Anything that is cool, hip, funky, or has a resemblence to tofu.
Example:
1. We ain't be having no real turkey fo thanksgiving. Only tofurkey.
2. Gotta get my girl something tofurkey.
1. We ain't be having no real turkey fo thanksgiving. Only tofurkey.
2. Gotta get my girl something tofurkey.
tofurkey
Example:
1. We ain't be having a real turkey this thanks giving. Tofurkey the real way to go.
2. Gotta get myself somma that tofurkey.
1. We ain't be having a real turkey this thanks giving. Tofurkey the real way to go.
2. Gotta get myself somma that tofurkey.
Tofurkey
When a person bowls 3 spares in a row in a bowling game. It's kind of like getting Turkey in bowling, but not as good. Similar to how Tofurkey is kind of like eating a Turkey, but not as good.
Example:
Guy 1: "Yo dude check it out!"
Guy 2: "Check what out? You only got a spare"
Guy1: "Yeah but that's 3 in a row, I got a Tofurkey"
Guy2: "Yeah well do it with strikes, than that'll be something to brag about"
Guy 1: "Yo dude check it out!"
Guy 2: "Check what out? You only got a spare"
Guy1: "Yeah but that's 3 in a row, I got a Tofurkey"
Guy2: "Yeah well do it with strikes, than that'll be something to brag about"
tofurkeying
a dance that incorporates three elements: a goofy chicken dance, Miley Cyrus's twerking, and a gobble-gobble yodel.
Tofurkey
Example:
1) Tofurkey? Shizzle! I'll make craizizzleberry and some bizach-slapped potatoes, yo!
2) I wasn't talking slang, you moron! I was talking about tofu shaped like a turkey!
1) Tofurkey? Shizzle! I'll make craizizzleberry and some bizach-slapped potatoes, yo!
2) I wasn't talking slang, you moron! I was talking about tofu shaped like a turkey!
Tofurkey
A synonym for female masturbation.
cold tofurkey
"Cold tofurkey" is a term describing the actions of a vegan who gives up his habit or addiction at a single moment, rather than through gradually easing the process through tapering off or supplemental medication. The term allegedly derives from the comparison of a cold tofurkey carcass and the state of a withdrawing addict. It is often preceded by the word 'going', as 'going cold tofurkey'.
Example:
I heard Daniella's addicted to facebook...Yea, she is...the only way shes gonna quit it is by going cold tofurkey
I heard Daniella's addicted to facebook...Yea, she is...the only way shes gonna quit it is by going cold tofurkey
tofurkey day
the day everyone gets together to eat tofurkey and gravy, mashed potatoes, and stuffing. or field roast en croute baked in a covered pan. aka the last thursday in november.
Example:
i can't wait for tofurkey day. going to eat and have seconds, thirds, and fourths. mmm mmmmm
i can't wait for tofurkey day. going to eat and have seconds, thirds, and fourths. mmm mmmmm