tostitos
A tortilla chip manufactured by Frito Lay. Comes in Bite Size, Crispy Rounds, Scoops, Restaurant Style, Hint of Lime, Santa Fe, and Gold.Tostito
When two of your friends team up to simultaneously flick you in the balls and ram a thumb up your ass. The ultimate fuck you.
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Tostito toss
A couple comes home after a rowdy night of drinking and are hungry. The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot, sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.
Example:
I was about to blow in her mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. She gave me old Tostito toss.
I was about to blow in her mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. She gave me old Tostito toss.
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Tostito Dandruff
Similar to regular dandruff, tiny bits of Tostitos on your shirt, belly, or whatever you are eating Tostitos over. This ugly stuff is a major design flaw in the Tostitos branded chip and a few other chip brands.
Can also be spelt as Tostito's Dandruff, Tostitos' Dandruff, Tostitos's Dandruff, or Tostitos Dandruff
Can also be spelt as Tostito's Dandruff, Tostitos' Dandruff, Tostitos's Dandruff, or Tostitos Dandruff
Example:
Person 1: Can I have some Tostitos?
Person 2: No, you always get Tostito Dandruff all over my house.
Person 1: K den
Person 1: Can I have some Tostitos?
Person 2: No, you always get Tostito Dandruff all over my house.
Person 1: K den
This is for all the Tostitos
A phrase used to downgrade the meaning of any large scale event by plugging the product that sponsors the event.
Example:
Brent Musburger with :02 seconds left before Auburn kicks a game winning field goal to win the Tostitos BCS National Championship Game: "This is for all the Tostitos"
Brent Musburger with :02 seconds left before Auburn kicks a game winning field goal to win the Tostitos BCS National Championship Game: "This is for all the Tostitos"
This is for all the Tostitos
To ruin a great moment with a horrible pun. The phrase spoke directly before the needle scratches across the record.
Example:
Brent Musberger uttered, "This is for ALL the tostitos." just before the winning kick in the BCS championship.
Brent Musberger uttered, "This is for ALL the tostitos." just before the winning kick in the BCS championship.
Tostito Surprise
When a male is approaching climax, he throws a handful of tostito scoops at the females face. This is used as a split second distraction, as from there the male stabs the female to death. The moment the female expires the male is expected to climax.
Example:
Cop: *shoving man in back* I hope you get the fucking book!
Man: You don't get it man! It was just a funny prank! I call it the Tostito Surprise!
Cop: *shoving man in back* I hope you get the fucking book!
Man: You don't get it man! It was just a funny prank! I call it the Tostito Surprise!