turn left

The friendly command your GPS makes before you almost drive into a lake.



turning left
Used to describe those people who only get to experience the lifestyles of the rich and famous. pop stars, heiresses and the like. Comes from the habit of turning left into the 1st Class cabin of a aircraft on boarding.
Example:
Man, he wouldnt go to Macca's for a meal hes been turning left his whole life


Turn left
To opt for a more challenging, โ€˜uphillโ€™ road in a life situation, even if an easier option is readily available.
Example:
Dude! Donโ€™t be such a pussy, turn left for once in your life.


Turn left
If you are talking to someone....and they start going off for no reason and making the conversation bigger than it needs to be.... Then they TURN LEFT OR TURNS LEFT...meaning they TURN the conversation in the wrong direction...left....instead of keeping the conversation "Right".... They TURN LEFT!
Example:
Example 1: "I'm bout to go talk to her but she best not Turn Left on me"
Example 2: "what if you talk to her and she Turns Left"


left turn
The tard ass left turn that a buddy of mine made on his way to get some action. The dude had just picked up the girl from her house and they were on their way to the park to "chill" until the girl said that she got hungry. My buddy knew he had to get her that medium fry because it would lead to the best results. The only problem is that this dude was in such a rush to get his that he made this retard ass left turn into McDonald's and completely cut traffic in process. That tard ass left turn didn't even pay off because he didn't even get no action later on LOL. This mf deadass basically risked his life making a left turn thinking he was gonna really get some and then only got used for free food๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Example:
*Ray Naker and Henry following their buddy who thought he was gonna get some*
*Buddy makes a dumb ass left turn into McDonald's and fucks up all the other drivers on the road*
Henry: Wtf, tard left turn


left turn
Arguably the most exciting part of watching professional racing.
Example:
"Yeah, so we were watching the Grand Prix yesterday when something amazing happened. You'll never guess. They made a left turn! Oh my god, that was exhilarating!"


Left Turn
1Rotating 90 degrees counterclockwise from your point of origin
2The act of: After getting to first base (Kissing), moving closer to second base
3Definition 1, in a car, requiring the passing through of many additional lanes of traffic-90% of professional racing, the source of 18% of all profanity.
Example:
1 I was about to walk into Canada, so I made and left turn went east, towards Oregon, as fast as I could, Eh?

2 Dude, I was making out with this girl at a party, but when I tried to make a left turn, she bitch-slapped me!

3 I was driving to McDonalds, and I made a left turn. I was fucking hit THREE times before I could get my Big Mac!


Detroit left turn
A driving maneuver in which a vehicle in a left turn lane immediately turns left once the traffic signal turns green, regardless of whether it is a delayed green.
Example:
Passenger- "Look at all those oncoming cars that we'll have to wait for."
Driver- "I say we pull a Detroit left turn once the light turns green."


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