Left Turn
by Exoskeleton on Oct 23, 2009 11:44:09
1Rotating 90 degrees
counterclockwise from your point of origin
2The act of: After getting to
first base (Kissing), moving closer to
second base
3Definition 1, in a car, requiring the passing through of many additional lanes of traffic-90% of professional racing, the source of 18% of all profanity.
Example:
1 I was about to walk into Canada, so I made and
left turn went east, towards Oregon, as fast as I could, Eh?
2 Dude, I was making out with this girl at a party, but when I tried to make a left turn, she
bitch-slapped me!
3 I was driving to McDonalds, and I made a left turn. I was fucking hit THREE times before I could get my Big Mac!
left turn
by TurnM3Up on Jan 01, 2021 10:13:27
The
tard ass left turn that a buddy of mine made on his way to get some action. The dude had just picked up the girl from her house and they were on their way to the park to "chill" until the girl said that she got hungry. My buddy knew he had to get her that
medium fry because it would lead to the best results. The only problem is that this dude was in such a rush to get his that he made this retard ass left turn into McDonald's and completely cut traffic
in process. That tard ass left turn didn't even pay off because he didn't even get no action later on LOL. This mf deadass basically risked his life making a left turn thinking he was gonna really get some and then only got used for free food💀💀💀💀💀
Example:
*
Ray Naker and Henry following their buddy who thought he was gonna get some*
*Buddy makes a dumb ass left turn into
McDonald's and fucks up all the other drivers on the road*
Henry: Wtf,
tard left turn
left turn
by Yams on Jun 08, 2009 04:53:58
Example:
"
Yeah, so we were watching the Grand
Prix yesterday when something amazing happened. You'll never guess. They made a left turn! Oh my god, that was
exhilarating!"
Detroit left turn
by Franklin Marshall on Jul 19, 2010 13:00:40
A driving maneuver in which a vehicle in a
left turn lane immediately
turns left once the traffic signal turns green, regardless of whether it is a
delayed green.
Example:
Passenger- "Look at all those oncoming cars that we'll have to wait for."
Driver- "I say we
pull a Detroit left turn once
the light turns
green."
Massachusetts Left Turn
by endusone on Apr 12, 2011 00:44:05
A Massachusetts
Left Turn occurs when the driver of a vehicle, when stopped in
impenetrable traffic or waiting for an inconvenient light, utilizes the empty oncoming lane of traffic to bypass the wait and make a
left turn. This can range from a quick dodge around the car in front of them, to a
full throttle blast down hundreds of feet of road. The longer the run between where the car crosses the center line of the road and the left turn, the greater the skill and daring of the driver.
Example:
We didn't move for 3 light
cycles because those incompetent boobs were
digging up
the intersection again, so I had to pull a Massachusetts Left Turn and take side streets to avoid being late for work.
Left Turned Tab
by Packman314 on Dec 01, 2019 14:10:46
A Left Turned Tab is a beer can with a tab on it to which you simply mark you beer by turning
the tab all the way left creating a Left Turned Tab. This method is usually seen being used by professionals only so please turn your
tabs at your own risk.
Example:
I have to use the
restroom. I'm going to mark my beer by using the Left Turned
Tab method since I see Johnny already crushed his in and I can't just
hold it in my hand because I need both hands to use the restroom.
left turn-aphobe
by hungarianprincess on Apr 05, 2011 02:36:44
Someone (mostly women over the age of 40) who is
terrified of making
left hand turns when driving. To avoid this fear, they will completely map out an entire alternate route consisting of only right turns, even if this means turning a 5 minute drive into a 45 minute
labyrinth of hell.
Example:
husband:, I found a
shortcut to get to our house faster, just
turn left at ther next set of lights"
wife:"i cant"
husband: "huh?"
wife:"left turns are dangerous"
husband sighs and
sinks back in his seat"You are such a left turn-aphobe"