unprotected

Going in raw with no protection.



unprotected sleep
turning off your alarm clock and immediately going back to sleep; risking not waking up for a job, class, or other daily task.
Example:
I'm lucky that i didn't miss my final exam after having 30 minutes of unprotected sleep.


unprotected nap
The act of taking a nap without setting an alarm. Usually, you take one of these when you have finished all of your work or are absolutely exhausted.
Example:
Mary: Thanks for bailing out on our Friday date, Jim!

Jim: Sorry Mary, I was so tired from work that I decided to take an unprotected nap


Unprotected Mcgangbang
A variation of the Mcgangbang sandwich (Mcchicken between the top and bottom patty of a double cheeseburger) where there is no middle bun. Nothing between the chicken and the two burgers, meat on meat, free transfer of grease.
Example:
Order me a Unprotected Mcgangbang, it tastes better when my meats touch.


unprotected sleep
Turning off your alarm clock, whether consciously or unconsciously, and falling back asleep, sometimes causing you to be late for your work, school, test and/or exam, doctors appointment, or any other task that is of importance.
Example:
I got fired from my job because I had an hour of unprotected sleep.

After twenty minutes of unprotected sleep I missed the bus and had to walk to school.


Unprotected Text
The text version of "drunk dialing", in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The resulting texts are often composed without a filter between the fingers and the brain. As such, unprotected sex often leads to situations that are, at best, uncomfortable.
Example:
Dude 1: Dude, how did Emily end up dating such a troll?

Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...

Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...


unprotected snooze
The period of time between when your alarm clock initially wakes you up (you turn it off instead of hitting 'snooze'), and when you actually get out of bed. After it's off and you're still lying there 'resting your eyes for a couple more minutes' you risk the chance of falling back asleep without an alarm clock to wake you up this time.
Example:
Jim: Why were you 15 minutes late today?

Bob: I woke up on time, but then I had unprotected snooze and, well, you know the rest.


unprotected sex
1.) The only real kind.

2.) A good way to get HIV.
Example:
1.) Guy #1: I had sex last night.

Guy #2: Did you use a jimmy hat?

Guy #1: Of course not.

Guy #2: So you had unprotected sex?

Guy #1: ...is there any other kind?

2.) Guy #1: I had unprotected sex with a Brazilian transsexual.

Guy #2: You have HIV now.


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