unprotected nap
by jarjarjar4 on May 26, 2015 15:47:10
The act of
taking a nap without setting an
alarm. Usually, you
take one of these when you have finished all of your work or are absolutely exhausted.
Example:
Mary: Thanks for
bailing out on our Friday date, Jim!
Jim: Sorry Mary, I was
so tired from work that I decided to take an unprotected nap
Unprotected Mcgangbang
by squid thompson on Mar 13, 2009 23:11:59
A variation of the
Mcgangbang sandwich (
Mcchicken between the top and bottom patty of a double cheeseburger) where there is no middle bun. Nothing between the chicken and the two burgers, meat
on meat, free transfer of grease.
unprotected sleep
by Angel4u09 on Jan 12, 2007 05:48:18
Turning off your
alarm clock, whether consciously or unconsciously, and
falling back asleep, sometimes causing you to be late for your work, school, test and/or exam,
doctors appointment, or any other task that is of importance.
Example:
I got fired from
my job because I had an hour of unprotected sleep.
After
twenty minutes of unprotected sleep I
missed the bus and had to walk to school.
Unprotected Text
by Madfat on Sep 21, 2007 15:03:24
The text version of "
drunk dialing", in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The resulting texts are often composed without a filter between the fingers and the brain. As such,
unprotected sex often leads to situations that are,
at best, uncomfortable.
Example:
Dude 1: Dude, how did Emily end up dating such a troll?
Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having
unprotected text.
Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...
Dude 1: Woah...we should totally
get high...
unprotected snooze
by Rutherford Jones on Jun 10, 2009 05:10:55
The period of time between when your
alarm clock initially wakes you up (you turn it off instead of hitting 'snooze'), and when you actually get out of bed. After it's off and you're still lying there 'resting your eyes for a couple more minutes' you risk the chance of
falling back asleep without an alarm clock to
wake you up this time.
Example:
Jim: Why were you
15 minutes late today?
Bob: I
woke up on time, but then I had unprotected snooze and, well, you know the rest.
unprotected sex
by BigGrabby on Aug 18, 2009 12:52:00
Example:
1.) Guy #1: I had sex last night.
Guy #2: Did you use a jimmy hat?
Guy #1:
Of course not.
Guy #2: So you had unprotected sex?
Guy #1: ...is there any other kind?
2.) Guy #1: I had unprotected sex with a Brazilian
transsexual.
Guy #2: You have
HIV now.