vCard

A fairly standard system for online business cards. Not to be confused with V card, which means virginity. However, should you confuse the two, the results should be pretty good.



vCard
n. That which is held by someone whom has never engaged in the act of coitus.

A God-given membership to a holy club, valid until the first act of sex.

Example:
She got wasted last night and lost her vCard to Bobby, the quarterback...I hope she's not pregnant.


vcard
The virgin card. If you have your own card, you're still a virgin. When you are devirginized, you give your card to the devirginizer. If you have at least two vcards, you're a card collector.
Example:
Yup, I still have my vcard.

Frank's going out with another vcard. He's a card collector, fo' real man.


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