Wader
A guy with the brightest smile and most soothing voice. He is guaranteed to make you laugh. He is the most beautiful man you’ll ever lay your eyes on. Wader isn’t your average person, he is top tier. The best of the best. He is always there for you, no matter what. Wader gives the best hugs and will imprint himself on your soul that way he knows he’ll never be forgotten. He can rap and sing any song you want to hear. If you know a Wader, never let them go because you don’t come across them everyday! He’s blunt but in a sweet way. He also loves to smoke and his favorite drink is anything that’ll get you fucked up. Kidding, but am I? He’s everything you could ask for in a person but he gives you more than you ever realized you needed. He is the definition of a real man and you’re lucky if you cross paths with Wader! He loves family and is the sexiest walking thing this world has to offer. Everything about him will make you wish you could be like him. There isn’t a thing he can’t do. If you like surprises, get you a Wader!
Wader effect
A phenomenon common the men wearing hip waders or chest waders. The rubbing of the waders in the groin during movement causes an erection to develop - the wader effect. Further stimulation can cause an ejaculation (supreme wader effect) and the semen will run down the outside shaft of the hip wader; this sometimes left to dry as a trophy. When the supreme wader effect happens in chest waders, the semen is trapped inside the wader and needs to be cleaned up. Some men wear waders for the purpose of creating the wader effect.
Example:
The amateur fisherman suffered from the wader effect and had to go into the bushes to relieve the tension while his fishing buddies laughed at him and called him “boner”.
The amateur fisherman suffered from the wader effect and had to go into the bushes to relieve the tension while his fishing buddies laughed at him and called him “boner”.
muff waders
Example:
Adam was banging so much 21 year tang, his bros suggested he buy a pair of muff waders to keep dry.
Adam was banging so much 21 year tang, his bros suggested he buy a pair of muff waders to keep dry.
high wader
bohol-o-a-wader
supreme wader effect
Example:
After experiencing supreme wader effect, the poor guy had to sponge out the inside front of his chest waders, he wished he’d been in in hip waders and would have let it dry on the outside as a trophy
After experiencing supreme wader effect, the poor guy had to sponge out the inside front of his chest waders, he wished he’d been in in hip waders and would have let it dry on the outside as a trophy
Put The Waders On
Wader chaser
Women who only fly fish for social media clout and industry discounts. Wader Chasers have also been known to have sexual relations with shop staff, industry professionals and guides strictly just to expedite their social media fame. They are easily spotted due to their terrible fish handling techniques, selfie tri-pods, annoying reels and terrible skin coverage from the sun.
Example:
1. That chick is a total wader chaser.
2. Dude, remember that skanky wader chaser from the fly fishing film tour?
3. Never share your secret fishing spots with a wader chaser unless you want to see the fishery posted all over social media for clout.
1. That chick is a total wader chaser.
2. Dude, remember that skanky wader chaser from the fly fishing film tour?
3. Never share your secret fishing spots with a wader chaser unless you want to see the fishery posted all over social media for clout.