Wardrobe
A place where you can hide stuff from your children like my friends parents did, you can also hide dead bodies from the police inside them
wardrobing
Buying an item of clothing, wearing it for a while, and returning it in a such a state that the store has to accept it but can no longer resell it. Used in the "Predictably Irrational" book by Dan Ariely.Wardrobing
The act of keeping a girl restrained in one's wardobe or similarly out of sight area to friends for use as a sexual plaything against said girl's will.
Example:
"What happened to Sophie?"
"Last time I saw her, she was making out with Martyn"
"Maybe he wardobed her her!"
"That would explain why he wouldn't let me see into his closet..."
"Haha he's wardrobing her... sick bastard"
"What happened to Sophie?"
"Last time I saw her, she was making out with Martyn"
"Maybe he wardobed her her!"
"That would explain why he wouldn't let me see into his closet..."
"Haha he's wardrobing her... sick bastard"
wardrobe
Big fucker - i.e. Doorman type.
Not always very bright but respect is gained by the fact that one punch will knock your teeth out.
see :-brick shithouse
Not always very bright but respect is gained by the fact that one punch will knock your teeth out.
see :-brick shithouse
Example:
1st Dude - We're not going to get into this club.
2nd Dude - Why wassap?
1st Dude - See the wardrobe on the door - I got caught shagging his girl.
1st Dude - We're not going to get into this club.
2nd Dude - Why wassap?
1st Dude - See the wardrobe on the door - I got caught shagging his girl.
Narnia Wardrobe
When a girl mysteriously stops putting out, much like the way the wardrobe to Narnia sometimes doesn't allow for penetration into the mysterious land beyond.
wardrobe therapist
an individual who specializes in healing people's wardrobes by surgically removing poor fashion choices and replacing offending items with more flattering/appropriate attire
Example:
Look, it's Cher! She desperately needs help. Please call the wardrobe therapist pronto.
After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.
Look, it's Cher! She desperately needs help. Please call the wardrobe therapist pronto.
After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.
wardrobe malfunction
An accidental or supposedly accidental failure of clothing to cover parts of the body intended to be covered.
Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.
Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.
Example:
Her dress caught on the door knob and ripped. The resulting wardrobe malfunction was much to the delight of the guests. I bet she wished she had worn a bra and underwear under her dress.
Her dress caught on the door knob and ripped. The resulting wardrobe malfunction was much to the delight of the guests. I bet she wished she had worn a bra and underwear under her dress.
Webcam Wardrobe
The clothing you wear during a (usually work-related) webcam meeting. Since only the areas the camera sees is your upper body, many webcam correspondents choose not to bother wearing pants. This can lead to embarrassment if said correspondent stands up or accidentally moves the camera, putting their pantslessness on display.
Example:
The big long-distance meeting with the head of the NY branch was going pretty well until I stood up...I hadn't shaved my legs in a month and was wearing my webcam wardrobe, ratty old briefs with multiple stains.
The big long-distance meeting with the head of the NY branch was going pretty well until I stood up...I hadn't shaved my legs in a month and was wearing my webcam wardrobe, ratty old briefs with multiple stains.
wardrobe malfunction
1.When a guy gets his penis caught in the fly zipper of his pants and has to be rushed to an emergency room in order to have his pants removed surgically.
Wardrobe Malfunction
A lame excuse offered by a major television network after broadcasting nude images of a used singer.