Ford Excursion
The biggest, SUV on the road. Optional 5.4 L
V-8 (standard),
6.8 L V-10 (
ricer killer), or 6.0 L/7.3 L
Powerstroke V-8 Diesel (powerhouse). They are usually found being meandered around by a soccer mom or a redneck, weigh nearly
8000 pounds, use a runway to stop, handle like trucks, and chug down gas. However, when used properly, they justify these characteristics.The Pilot: In the hands of a soccer mom, they can, and do, pancake
Prii (Priuses). In the hands of a redneck, they can be seen being used in a reckless and stupid fashion. However, in the hands of a capable driver, they can be very safe and don't typically run into anything.Maneuverability: They're big. They need space. If you know what you're doing, you can move them into and out of the most cramped parking spaces.Weight: They're big. They weigh a lot, there is
no way out of this one.Long Stop: Factors like brake, tire, and road conditions play critical roles. If the driver is observant though, they can usually stop in time or maneuver around the obstacle.Handling: The F-250 truck frame is responsible.
MPG:
Dismal, but they are amazing people
movers. When loaded to capacity (8 people), their 15 MPG are justified. BONUS: Plenty of power. It goes in the snow too.All in all, they only become viable when you need to move people in a climate that can be less than favorable, or if you need an SUV that can do the job of an F-250 (i.e.
tow a trailer).
Small wonder they are no longer made.
Ford Excursion
by Metalhead83 on Aug 24, 2011 19:20:37
An awesome super large SUV made by Ford from 2000-2005. The SUV for the hard-core
soccer-mom. Was designed like a
Super Duty truck and was intended for rural or commercial use. But it got popular with suzy-homemakers instead. It's cons outweighed it's pros (poor fuel
mileage, not being able to fit in suburban garages, etc) so Ford quit making them. Driving this SUV screams a big "fuck you" to all the liberal Prius drivers out there.
Example:
Son: Hey Mom, I think you hit that Prius on the way home from Soccer practice!!
Mom: That was just a
speed bump, honey...
Son: Then why is there a
Door stuck in the grill!!
Mom: Oh crap...not again!! We have to get rid of that Ford Excursion.
Ford Excursion
by 2010AccordEXL on Feb 06, 2010 13:20:58
A large oversized Sports Utility Vehicle (SUV) that gets stuck in 6 inches of snow. This gas guzzling
2WD with 20in rims frequently gets stuck in its owners driveway, resulting in a 2010
Honda Accord pulling it onto the road with a 25k
tow strap. (yes there are pictures)
Example:
Ford
Excursion Owner: "Shit...I can't get my truck out of my yard..."
Honda Owner: "Hold on man, I still have my
tow strap from my old truck in the trunk."
Ford Excursion Owner: "HAHAHA.. You think that HONDA can pull my Excursion up that hill in the snow.."
Honda Owner: "All I ask is that you let me get pictures of this..."
Ford Excursion Owner: "Deal.."
30 sec later
Ford Owner: "
shoulda bought a honda"
ford excursion
by k-town on Dec 17, 2004 07:44:21
clearly another attempt by mankind to continue
chipping away at
earths already fragile
ecosystem. manufactured solely for the purpose of depleating natural resources such as oil and oxygen at a much faster rate than other bus-sized vehicles. republicans love 'em.