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Wide-on

The distaff term for the male 'hard on.'

Wide-on

by CaptSkubba on Feb 07, 2009 22:13:30

When sexually aroused, a wide-on is the phenomenon of a woman's labia widening in order to accomodate the male hard-on which they so desire.

Example:
"Fuck me that guy is sexy. I've got a wide-on like a wind tunnel just thinking about him on top of me!"

Wide-on

by reggiefloyd on Sep 08, 2011 01:48:57

A slang term for when a woman is sexually attracted to a man or another woman.

Example:
That guy is so hot he gives me a wide-on.

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by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... on Aug 03, 2023 16:57:03

A female erection however rather than vertical it refers to the width of a vagina in the horizontal position

Example:
Her wide-on was reflected by gape of her mouth

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by marka on Mar 09, 2005 23:13:03

Scots:
antagonistic, provocative, out of order

Example:
a "wide cunt" is one who would push the normal definitions of polite intrapersonal behaviour, in order to provoke a reaction.

"Your mother may be described as a sexually promiscuous woman, one blessed niether with good manners nor good looks"

"fuck off you wide cunt."

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by Pantaloon on Jan 10, 2008 06:27:28

The female equivalent to a male hard on. The woman's vagina swells up until it resembles a tazered, twitching piece of liver, and the man can enjoy a snug, responsive ride, much like a European Sports car that looks like the organ of a cow.

Example:
In due time, she had achieved a wide on. Fortunately Bert was finished before his ass cheeks collapsed.

Wide on

by Matt Hayward on Mar 13, 2003 20:27:00

A female equivalent to a hard-on. When experiencing intense erotic excitement, a lady's vaginal cavity expands to allow entry of penis/fist/vegetable etc. This causes a 'gap' that needs to be filled: a wide on. It is arguable that gay men can also experience an 'anal wide-on', which of course suggests that certain women could experience a 'double wide-on'.

Example:
Ooh that Brad Pitt's a real dish. He really gives me a WIDE ON!

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by Chuck Duritsch on May 11, 2007 20:24:56

a female version of a hard-on.

Example:
That guy in accounting is way hot. Everytime he walks by my desk I get a wide-on!

Wide

by Rubixed Cube on Jul 17, 2022 07:45:16

What the like and dislike buttons are now.

Example:
Is it my computer, an error, or are the like and dislike buttons suddenly wider than before?

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by Jenny Adkins on May 18, 2006 03:17:45

when a women gets all sexual she will get a wide-on, its like the female equivelant of a hard on

Example:
"jenny hada right wide-on the other night, thought she was guna cream"

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