One Wipe Wonder
by MER8490 on Jul 17, 2008 14:45:59
Example:
Person 1: Dude i love the kind of
dumps where you only have to
wipe once
Person 2: Me too!! I think they call that
a one wipe wonder
one-wipe wonder
by Boxman37 on Dec 17, 2005 00:52:30
one wipe challenge
by @salsaleg25 on Jun 06, 2017 06:14:28
one wipe shit
by pzeke on Aug 12, 2011 06:12:17
A bowl movement that only requires one wiping of toilet paper to remove all of the poop residue from one's anus. A one wipe shit usually falls out of the anus at a high
velocity and has a very solid, low liquid form; yet, it produces no
splash back from
the toilet bowl water.
Example:
I ate so much
fiber that my poop dropped out of my anus and barely left any residue, requiring only one wipe to clean my butt hole. I wish that all of my daily shits were one wipe shits so that I could
save money on toilet paper.
Mentioned on
the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11
One Wipe Wonder
by AsthmaBoi on Feb 27, 2019 23:12:27
A One
Wipe Wonder is a sign of good luck to come after
plopping out a turd you go to
wipe and BOOM! One wipe is all it takes
Example:
Person 1: Hey dude how was your shit
Person 2: fucking
madness mate it was a one wipe wonder!
Person 2: Ahhh how
delightful you
lucky boi
one wipe wonder
by steve-i rastafari on Aug 28, 2005 14:04:05
After
defecation, one goes to wipe clean the anus
crevice and realizes he/she has been able to achieve a bowel movement without the need of toilet paper to wipe the area clear of
fesses residue after exportation.
One Wipe Tuesday
by blaneficker on Jan 13, 2021 09:26:03
This is to be celebrated on the second Tuesday of every year. After
taking a poop on this
special day, you wipe your butt once, and only once. No exceptions. It
doesn’t matter how large or smelly the poop is, you only wipe once.
one-wipe wonder
by Rammit Inmah Asshol on May 18, 2017 09:21:53
Example:
Friend:
well you weren't
in there for
long
Me: it was a one-wipe wonder
One Wipe Wonder
by Evered on Jun 03, 2014 08:19:04
Example:
Person1: I have an
appointment in 5 minutes but I really have to crap!
Person2: Go quick! Hopefully it will be a one
wipe wonder