wonka
An adjective that originates from the name of one of the principle characters in Roald Dahl's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The character, Willy Wonka, was a wacky and deranged owner of a chocolate factory. The term was first used in its full form, but has now been shortened simply to 'wonka'.
The term is commonly used to describe anything that is bizarre and/or nonsensical. Both a person and thing can be referred to using this adjective.
The term is commonly used to describe anything that is bizarre and/or nonsensical. Both a person and thing can be referred to using this adjective.
Example:
"Did you hear what Vicky just said to me? She must be wonka!"
"That drawing that Stacia made is wonka, but I didn't want to say anything."
"Did you see what Amanda did today? She is wonka."
"Did you hear what Vicky just said to me? She must be wonka!"
"That drawing that Stacia made is wonka, but I didn't want to say anything."
"Did you see what Amanda did today? She is wonka."
wonka
A childlike word for female genitalia. Not rude or offensive it's possible origins lie in the Roald Dahl character of Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate factory.
wonka
Example:
I was getting a heater from some chick and she kept going below ground for some wonka action.
I was getting a heater from some chick and she kept going below ground for some wonka action.
wonka
Example:
That dude is such a wonka. Look at him stare at the traffic lights!
Don't be a wonka dude! That chick looks way too young!
That dude is such a wonka. Look at him stare at the traffic lights!
Don't be a wonka dude! That chick looks way too young!
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Wonka’s
Example:
I refer to testicles as “wonka’s” because they are located beside your willy and the chocolate factory.
I refer to testicles as “wonka’s” because they are located beside your willy and the chocolate factory.
The Wonka
When you stretch out bubble gum and create a make-shift condom over your erect penis so she thinks you are wearing protection.
Example:
I wanted to bang, but had to use The Wonka so she would go along with it. Now she's pregnant.
I wanted to bang, but had to use The Wonka so she would go along with it. Now she's pregnant.
Wonka-Wonka
The act of painting one's face, and then proceeding to insert aforementioned face into a woman's boobies, or "motorboat", and finally grabbing on to said boobies declaring, "wonka-wonka"
Example:
"How was being the clown at that kid's birthday party yesterday?"
"Awesome I wonka-wonka'ed his mom"
"How was being the clown at that kid's birthday party yesterday?"
"Awesome I wonka-wonka'ed his mom"