HJ

A good ol Handy Jesus. Yup that's it. It just means that Jesus is very handy at doing his job.



HJ
handjob; a stroking of thy cock with thy hand
Example:
Madison: Diana gave this guy an HJ.
Diana: Madison wants to get Owen's skeet on her hands by giving him a HJ.

ps; truedat :D


HJ
Short for Hand Job. Only used by the extremly lazy or extrodinarily cool.
Example:
Dude, Sally hooked it up with a primo HJ last night.


HJ
Bad Use: Hitler Jugend
means Hitler Youth in German

The German Youth was prepared and trained in the HJ. Worked somehow like the boyscouts, but it's only aim was war.

Good Use: Hand Job
Example:
My Grandfather was in the HJ.You can't say he is a nazi. He was forced to.

Yesterday she gave me a HJ


/hj
half-joking

A tone indicator added to the end of online messages to indicate that the message is meant to be taken as a joke, but there is some seriousness to it, aka a half-joke.
Example:
A: If I get assigned one more homework assignment this week, I might actually give up school and become a boat captain. /hj


hj
acronymn for hand job. the act of pleasuring a man's penis by stroking it vigorously with a hand. Similarly like the acronymn bj. Also for slang purposes the acronymn can be seperated to clue its hidden derogatory meaning.
Example:
"She gave me a wicked hj."
"So did she h the j?"
"She took the h train all the way to J town."
"She dropped a wicked h bomb on j pan last night."


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