shut your fuck
Find your fuck
Calm Your Fuck
A call for rationality irrationally phrased. To be used when the subtlest of ironies seems necessary.
Example:
Friend: Do you think the Cuban's gonna kill me? I mean, there's no way I could've known she was his wife.
You: Dude, calm your fuck and buy me another beer.
Friend: Do you think the Cuban's gonna kill me? I mean, there's no way I could've known she was his wife.
You: Dude, calm your fuck and buy me another beer.
youre fucking gay
Your Fuck is Shit
1. A phrase referring to one's inability to score.
2. Sometimes refers to someone not satisfying a woman.
2. Sometimes refers to someone not satisfying a woman.
Check Your Fucking Pockets
1). Utilized by nerds and nerdlings all over the world, mainly used in preparation for comic book and gaming conventions. 2). The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through the meticulous act of checking one's person for the most important articles (e.g: cell phone, keys, etc.)
3). (fig) The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through taking a personal inventory of what matters most in life before venturing blindly into an unknown situation
3). (fig) The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through taking a personal inventory of what matters most in life before venturing blindly into an unknown situation
Example:
Nerd 1: You ever been to a convention before?
Nerd 2: No.
Nerd 1: Make sure you check your fucking pockets, dude. These people will rob you blind!
or
Person 1: I heard you caught herpes from that guy you picked up at the bar last week.
Person 2: If only I had checked my fucking pockets, it wouldn't have happened.
Nerd 1: You ever been to a convention before?
Nerd 2: No.
Nerd 1: Make sure you check your fucking pockets, dude. These people will rob you blind!
or
Person 1: I heard you caught herpes from that guy you picked up at the bar last week.
Person 2: If only I had checked my fucking pockets, it wouldn't have happened.
Mind your fucking business
Example:
Fuck person: Samantha is a hoe . I heard she was...
Real nigga: Stfu and mind your fucking business
Fuck person: Samantha is a hoe . I heard she was...
Real nigga: Stfu and mind your fucking business