1 , 2

Used when checking a microphone for proper function. Can also be used as a enduring greeting for Dubbstep.



1 = 2
The equation of choice among math paradoxers and recreational mathematicians, who unspokenly derive much satisfaction in exposing students’ fallacious or illogical reasoning that leads to the contradictory result.
Example:
Be it due to division by zero or squaring (or square rooting) both sides of an equation, few students wouldn’t want to know why “1 = 2” is logically plausible.


and 1/2
catchy phrase that adds emphasis on any word or saying
Example:
1. Your a dick and 1/2
2. Yo! that was dope and 1/2
3. Let's get sloshed and 1/2


1 = 2
The person before made a mistake in their proof.
1. x = y
2. xy = y^2
3. xy - x^2 = y^2 - x^2
4. x(y - x) = (y + x)(y - x)
So far so good.
4.5. x = (y + x)(y - x)/(y - x) is what they did to get to step 5, which says:
5. x = y + x

This is wrong though. since x = y, y -x = 0, and so you can't divide by y - x.
Example:
Anyone who says 1 = 2 is wrong.

1 != 2


1/2
People that are saying in chats are just trying to tell you that they only have a half brain cell left.
Example:
Person 1: Hey, wanna play something?
Person 2: (1/2)
Person1: I'm very sorry to hear that my friend.


1 = 2
1. x = y
2. xy = y^2
3. xy - x^2 = y^2 - x^2
4. x(y - x) = (y + x)(y - x)
5. x = y + x
6. x = x + x
7. x = 2x
8. 1 = 2

QED
Example:
As proven, 1 = 2, thus 0 = 1, etc. And so for any number i, there is an equivalent j that is not equal to i.

This is further explained in the Identity Theft Theorem.


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