A Kiwi

verb1. So yummy, very delicious as kiwi2. A way to make people think you are dumb ass or tried to be gross



kiwi
a very underrated song written by the one and only harry styles.

fans are convinced the song states the following message ;

K= Kendall
I= I
W= wasn't
I= interested
Example:
person 1: thoughts on the song kiwi by harry styles

person 2: its super underrated and deserves more hype. 10/10


Kiwi
1. A person from New Zealand. The term is very commonly used because the alternative, "New Zealander", is perceived as being kind of long and cumbersome.

2. From, of or relating to New Zealand. This term is very commonly used because the country of New Zealand doesn't really have any other adjective ("New Zealandic" or "New Zealandish" are not correct).

3. A small, brown flightless bird indigenous to New Zealand. A common national symbol for New Zealand.

4. A fruit (also known as a "kiwifruit", a "Chinese gooseberry" or a "melonette") which originates from southern China, but is today grown in many parts of the world, notably Italy and New Zealand.
Example:
1. Kiwis have cooler accents than Aussies!

2. A Kiwi family moved in next door.

3. I'd love to see a kiwi in the wild.

4. A single kiwi isn't much of a lunch!


kiwis
People or persons of New Zealand. Not a derogatory term as New Zealanders refer to themselves as Kiwis.

The kiwi is a small flightless bird indigeonous to New Zealand, and is the most common symbol of the country. The word has been broadened in common parlance to refer to the people of New Zealand.
Example:
Come experience our Kiwi hospitality when you fly Air New Zealand advertising blurb from Air New Zealand.


Kiwiness
A.) The state of being cooler than cool. More awesome than words can describe. uber-coolness to the max.

B.) The act of being a Kiwi. Green on the inside, Brown and fuzzy on the outside. Sweet when ripe, tart when...not ripe.

C.) Unique, one-of-a-kind, irreplacable and of course delicious.

D.) A phrase used to describe a person who appears un-assuming on the outside, but inside is beautiful, interesting and super sweet. The person demonstrating Kiwiness displays acts of intimidation and attempts to scare people off with their dismissing and often frightening facial expressions. The person displaying Kiwiness can be harsh and cynical at first, but once you break through the tough outer skin, it is found that the interior is sweet and overwhelmingly perfect.
Example:
A.) Guy 1: "Look at him! Dayum I wish I was that cool..."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his name is Ryan... His kiwiness makes me so jealous."

B.) Chef: "I will now slice open this delicious Kiwi and use it in my award-winning recipe about Kiwiness..."

C.) Girl 1: "OMG, Ryan's Kiwiness is sooooo hott!"
Girl 2: "I know right! I wanna date him sooooo bad!"
Girl 3: "You don't have a chance, he's way too good for you. You have to be reallyyyyyy special to date him."

D.) Dani: "So the first day I met Ryan, he scared me so bad that I actually screamed in class. But now he's my best friend in the whole world, even if I do feel inadequate becasue of his extreme Kiwiness."


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