popular first name, likely a variant of "Bart
." Its popularity is so great that "Bort" merchandise
frequently sells out in gift shops.
"We need more 'Bort' license plates
in the gift
shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates."
Small child: "Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate
Mother: "No, come along Bort."
Man: "Are you talking to me?"
Mother: "No, my son is also named Bort."