bort

(BORT), pl. "bort"An expression of exclamation. Also can be used as a synonym for words like leet, cool, ect. Can be preceded by "mmmmm". Derived from the sweedish chef on the muppets.



bort
An expulsion of gas through the rectum (more commonly known as a fart).
Example:
That bort smells nasty!
Ewww, what a bort!
I think I let a bort.


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bort
Example:
damn im bort.


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bort
Regular replacement word for things one often forgets. Often brought into conversation when one is sleep-deprived, stoned, or entering the alzheimer's stage of life.
Example:
"What's that blasted bort again? You know, the thing with the handle and you put it in cereal?"
"...A Spoon?"

"Bort me in the bort-time, bort me in the evening, bort me in the afternoon"
"You askin fer secks?"
"Mebbe"

Johnathon was feeling rather bort -- he left his keys in the back seat of his 1996 bort sedan. Many borts earlier, he was a little bort with high aspirations to one day bort the special bortlympics. This would never happen, as he was incredibly borty.


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Bort
A massively popular first name, likely a variant of "Bart." Its popularity is so great that "Bort" merchandise frequently sells out in gift shops.
Example:
"We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates."

Small child: "Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate."
Mother: "No, come along Bort."
Man: "Are you talking to me?"
Mother: "No, my son is also named Bort."


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Bort
A popular name according novelty license plate makers in the Simpsons' world.

Appears in The Simpsons episode, "Itchy & Scratchy Land"
Example:
No, my son is also name Bort


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Bort
A person with a dodgy eye, lop-sided head, bearing a physical resemblence to Gollem, the mythical creature from J.R.R Tolkeins Lord of the Rings Series. 2nd most popular christian name in the Northern hemishphere after John.
Example:
"Attention shoppers, we have run out of BORT license plates, REPEAT, we have no more BORT license plates left"


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Bort
A word of Northern England Origin - Exact area unknown but somewhere around Leeds. Should be used when someone is clearly lying - instead of common responses such as 'bullshit' or 'bollocks'.

Should also be put into as many songs as possible.

When things are taken too far, can also be replicated using seal noises. Usually this would be pronounced 'orrrrr'
Example:
1.
Northerner 1: 'I'm Grizz Me.'
His Friend: 'BORT!'

2. 'I've had sex loads of times, its great!'

'...bort..you're 12.'

3. 'OMG IM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING!!'

'orr orr orr orr orr!'


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