A Wildfire

A place to drink and eat which is owned by an owner who is a weird, child molesting, girl killing, anti-social, gout riddled lush, who can seem to take a viable buisiness and run it straight into the fucking toilet, all because he likes to molest under age boys.



WILDFIRE
A person who burns more trees than an actual wild fire. Someone who smokes a shitload of "chops" A.K.A.a blunt fulla that smelly.
Example:
"Man you know dat nigga Hugo J.? You mean "WILDFIRE". "Yea, He be burning mad treez."


WildFire
One who owns all. No one is greater than the Wildfire. An unstoppable force of destruction. One who owns the salmanderkiller (sally).
Example:
WildFire just destroyed josh 10-0


Wildfire
A rumor that gets spread so fast that everyone knows it in at least 30 seconds.

Lets say that you never got a girlfriend in your life and you tell your friends at school at work. Since you told them its your first girlfriend they start to spread it and becomes a uncontrollable wildfire.
Example:
Don't tell anyone about this. It will spread like wildfire!


Sierra Wildfire
The sexual act of defecating on one's partner. Particularly if the excrement is massive and remains undisturbed in it's cylindrical form. Origin: The act in itself is to populate your partner's chest with large hot steaming logs of poo, this is in direct correlation with the event of a wildfire in the sierra forest which would expectedly result in hot and steamy giant sequoias populated throughout.
Example:
Becky to Alicia: "Oh my god. I think tonight's the night that Bobby is going to give me my first Sierra Wildfire. I hope they're big."


California Wildfire
A sex position where the male puts lighter fluid on his penis and lights it on fire and you see how long you can last.
Example:
Jim: “Hey bro you have fun last night?”
Tom: “yeah bro me and my girl did California wildfire last night and I lasted a whole 9 seconds but now I’ve got second degree burns
Jim: “nice nibba


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