A girlfriend

Something you don't have.



girlfriend
a female who you love, admire, respect, and desire to be with; a girl who makes you laugh, smile and realize what true happiness is; your perfect match; a girl who goes from best friend, to teammate, to partner in crime all in one day; a woman who brings out the best in you; your favorite lady.
Example:
I had the best weekend because i spent it with my girlfriend.


Girlfriend
If you're looking this up you know very well a girlfriend is a extremely rare, legendary creature you, me, and all us boys long to find. A lucky few manage to find one, and very few times does he succeed to befriend her. Those who can't find one wither from this world, but fortunately, a cure to not having one exists. (see "memes")

Although memes provide happiness, we all know deep down that a void of darkness inside us intends to pull our skulls out through our nose holes to tell us what is true, the reality, and, unfortunately, that darkness is right.

So, good luck on your journey to get a Girlfriend. It's your choice. Accept the truth, or fight it.
Example:
Me: I'll get a girlfriend eventually.
The Void: Hey shitass, look up your name on Urban Dictionary. I put one up that reads "you're a fucking dipshit who'll die depressed and poor."

Me: (proceeds to need help for homework on Shakespeare, and turns to Urban dictionary, who manages to put the world's most boring man into an erotic fantasy)


Girlfriend
A female who means the world to you. Someone who you love, would die for, and would do anything just so they could smile. If she is feeling sad, so will you. Vice versa if she's happy. You must treat this person right, respectfully with allot of love and care.
Example:
I cannot wait till I can see my girlfriend this weekend!


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