If you're looking this up you know very well a girlfriend is a extremely rare, legendary creature
you, me, and all us boys long to find. A lucky few manage to find one, and very few times does he succeed to befriend her. Those who can't find one
wither from this world, but fortunately, a cure to not having one exists. (see "memes")
Although memes provide happiness, we all know deep down that a void of darkness inside us intends to pull our skulls out through our nose holes to tell us what is true, the reality, and, unfortunately, that darkness is right.
So, good luck on your journey to get a Girlfriend.
It's your choice. Accept the truth, or fight it.
Example:
Me: I'll get a girlfriend eventually.
The Void:
Hey shitass, look up
your name on Urban Dictionary. I put one up that reads "you're a fucking dipshit who'll die depressed and poor."
Me: (proceeds to need help for homework on Shakespeare, and turns to Urban dictionary, who manages to put the world's most boring man into an
erotic fantasy)