ADS Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Acronym for aim down sight.

by new guy 101 on Dec 04, 2018 04:24:27

Ads are the worst. some say they are the life sucking beast that live in youtube vids, others say they are the making of the devil himself, and i just think there anoying

Example:
ADS SUCK!!!

by Night Hawk Fleet Destroyer on Jun 06, 2011 06:18:57

ADS: Arrogant Douchebag Syndrome. Common disease for tools. People with ADS may not know they have it. Common symptoms of ADS: arrogance, douche, doesnt give a hoot, cocky, sly. ADS usually leads to seclusion from people and can lead to paralysis and even death.

Example:
Alex has a horrible case of ADS. He is on thin ice, someone should tell him to stop.

by Ne195b on Dec 12, 2011 06:49:58

Absolute Dick Syndrome.

A problem that only applies to the male species usually in the teenage years, passes with gaining of maturity, and common sense.

Symptoms include:
Treating women badly
Making sexist and stupidly inappropriate jokes
Cockiness
Lots of references to size of his and others penises

And behaving like he believes that he is king of the world and gods gift to women.

WARNING: Treatment has not yet been discovered so don't bother the hospitals, the is nothing you can do for now.

Example:
Sarah: What the hell is wrong with Matt
Jane: He's got ADS

Sam to friends: I screwed her so hard she's walking strange!
Nicole: Call an ambulance, we have a serious case of ADS

by PartyGurl23 on Aug 18, 2011 12:48:30

ADS stands for the top three party favourites: Alcohol, Drugs and Smokes.

This means drinking, doing weed (or anything else drug related like, however usually marijuana/weed) and smoking normal cigarettes/cigars/cigarillos.

Can be a verb or noun.

Example:
Man 1: Dude, i was ADS'ing so hardcore last night.
Man 2: Same dude, it was a killer night!

Girl 1: Are you up for ADS?
Girl 2: Sure sounds like a good time!

by the avrg neo-nazi on Sep 04, 2023 18:34:33

1. short for advertisments
2.Aim Down Sights

Example:
1. DUDE I HATE THESE FUCKING ADS
2. dude i love this ADS , its so smooth

by Gary Coleman IV on Jun 14, 2008 11:26:37

Annoying Douchebag Syndrome

Example:
Hey Lucas, I think Roger is suffering from some serious ADS.

by Rob on Mar 27, 2005 17:17:07

Acronym for:
Alcohol Deficiency Syndrome

The lacking of alcohol in your system.

Example:
Dude I'm suffering from ADS here, when is the EDT.

There is no way I am touching that dance floor while I'm suffering ADS.

by candice D on May 15, 2005 07:57:23

ADS stands for Alcohol & Drug Services.
ADS is a bullshit program where they send teenagers who get caught smoking pot or drinking. During treatment they administer random urine screens and breathalyzers. There are three phases, phase one is drug education and it lasts for five weeks, phase two can be anywhere from 3-9 months long and they will keep you in this phase for as long as possible and ask you a bunch of pointless questions that you'll probably bullshit beacuse all you want to do is move onto phase three so you can be reassured that you'll be able smoke again within the next 4-6 weeks.(I only know of this program in the Northern Virginia area.)

Example:
"Man, I can't wait to get out of ADS so I can toke everyday again."

by StickyTits.Jizz on May 30, 2011 10:07:15

When an annoying motherfucker starts to talk shit, and it creates a toomer-like headache.

Example:
I was going down on these two bitches when my ADS started flaring up, so I had them make me sandwiches to make me feel better!

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