AP english

A great opportunity for personal growth. Despite what these critics say, it is very gooooood.



AP English
All you need to know are:
rhetorical compostion and rhetorical analysis.
It proves how much you'll waste your time in that class.
Example:
Kid 1: What do you learn in AP English?
Kid 2: rhetorical compostion and rhetorical analysis
Kid 1: What's that?
Kid 2: I don't know, that's why I failed the exam.


AP English
A class designed to make you fail no matter how hard you try. The students taking the class, who are very smart students, have a hard time getting good grades and are ecstatic to receive a C or even a D. Usually directed by a psychotic teacher who expects you to write at a college level. It can also be known as hell on earth. Most students struggle to get a B, but pass the final exam with 90s and 100s. Side effects include but are not limited to, having no free time, no social life, insomnia, insanity, mind explosions, jumping off cliffs and mental breakdowns.
Example:
Guy 1: "Hey, can you go to the football game on Friday?"
Guy 2: "No, I have to work on my AP English work for 6 hours just to get a 70.
Guy 1: "Sucks, dude."

Guy 1: "I got 6 hours of sleep last night. I feel so energized."
Guy 2: "How the hell is that possible?"
Guy 1: "I know, right?"

I was about to AP English my friend for saying "who" instead of "whom", but quickly stopped my self.


AP English
Example:
AP English takes place in hell.


AP English
The one class where you'll read so many books, poems, and dramas that your eyes will rot out of your head due to exhaustion. The teacher will drown you with more homework than you've received your whole high school career and tell you to have it done by tomorrow, only to give you an "F" because you couldn't do the assignment correctly. This class is often associated with the words; suicide, sleep-deprived, Britney Spears meltdown, and sometimes fatality.
Example:
Friend: Did you sleep last night?

You after taking AP English: What the hell is sleep? Are you talking about that thing Lindsay Lohan has done with her career?


AP English
AP English is simply a front, it is not difficult only time consuming, designed to direct young dumb seniors into a more difficult class lacking composition, all is simply boring, repetitive, mindless grammar.
Example:
Dude! You're in AP English! That sucks!

Yeah, (poor bastard.)


AP English
Synonym for gay. Only gay people take AP english, and therefore, AP english can be swapped out for the word "gay." It is a 100% known fact that if you take the class known as AP english, you are homosexual. Just saying.
Example:
"Dude that is so AP english." = "Dude that is so gay"
"Dude you take AP english? You're gay!"
"AP english is actually the gayest thing in the entire world."


ap english language and composition
"Understand the interactions among a writer’s purpose, audience, subject, and genre and how each of these contributes to effective writing. Enhance your own writing skills and understand better each stage of the writing process as you develop expository, analytical, and argumentative compositions." -From the College Board

3 words: ethos, logos, and pathos
Example:
Ap english language and composition sucks the sleep and energy out of you


ap english literature and composition
"Explore literary elements such as a work’s structure, style and themes, as well as the use of figurative language, imagery, symbolism and tone. Develop your writing skills as you express your ideas and analysis in expository, analytical, and argumentative essays." -From the college Board
Example:
In ap english literature and composition, expect to read a ton of books!


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