air jordan
by the bombastic blumptastic on Apr 30, 2003 08:28:44
When a girl is laying on the bed naked with her
mouth wide open, and you jump all the way from the doorway and
slam-dunk your balls in her mouth and you say "
Air Jordan, bitch!"
Example:
Man, last night I brought that
dirtleg home, and I said hey, just lay there on the bed with your mouth open, and she said why? And I was like you'll see,
just do it. so she did and I pulled a fucking
Air Jordan.
Air Jordans
by Chester B. Arthur on May 31, 2009 22:27:17
An over priced
pair of shoes made by Asian kids and sold to
ghetto trash and wanna-be ghetto trash in the US and elsewhere. Typically purchased by people who can't remotely afford them and so are willing to make sacrifices (such as not feeding their kids, selling
food stamps, etc.) to obtain them.
The possession of such footwear instills false feelings of superiority to those who don't have them, self worth, attractiveness and popularity. In all reality though, everyone knows the truth- you're just a moron who spent $180+ on a pair of shoes that you can't afford. The possession of these shoes has one annoying draw back- next month there is a new pair coming out that said moron has to get because the pair they just bought are now considered to be old.
Example:
Brian:
Shi'thead over there just bought those new Air Jordans.
Bob: Ah, no wonder
his kids are begging for food in the streets.
Brian: They're already considered to be old. A new
pair is coming out in two weeks so the whole miserable process will repeat itself here shortly.
Air Jordans
by vT3x on Jan 18, 2012 02:15:11
Ugly, overpriced footwear that take $10 to make in
buttfuck nowhere, SE Asia and typically go for $150 to $180 in the US. Owners are typically braindead ghettomonkies and mouthbreathing skaters who are still obsessed with Micheal Jordan despite the fact that he retired over a decade ago.
They have become something of a poor man's status symbol as the only people who buy them are people who can't afford them.
Whenever new models come out, go to the nearest mall. I swear it looks like
the Rodney King riots.
air jordans
by 31337 1 on May 10, 2006 05:54:57
The terms "air" and "jordans" when used in a sentence together are used to describe a pair or several pairs of the line of Michael Jordan Signature Footwear marketed by Nike.
The Jordan line-up of shoes are usually expensive and represent taste. Nike began with the Air Jordan I
shoe model in 1985 and, due to its success, came up with a new design the Air Jordan II. This process is still being continued today and now we have the Air Jordan XX model, which was released in 2005 with a retail price of: $
175 USD
Example:
Sheeahhh man where you
dun stole dem air jordans!?
air jordan
by Soufpaw on May 06, 2003 03:52:55
A type of
gaseous release, sometimes known as a fart,
whick makes no noise as it escapes the confines of the colon, which occurs when the butt cheeks are spread apart, providing no "clapping" surface in which the gaseous release can
exert its force on.
Air Jordans
by Ms. Shoehead on Nov 04, 2006 07:01:17
A line of shoes, made from the infamous Michael Jordan. The line has 21 different styles and consists of every color of
the rainbow. Very hard to find outfits to match with and very expensive but still the hottest kicks to have, if ya got tha bread for them...let
em' know you can rock tha
j's..i know i do.
Example:
Boy 1:: Damn, you got the new Air Jordans
on the block nigga!!!
Boy 2: Yeah, these is
tha grapes son.