Antique

To take a handful of flour and throw it in somebody's face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover). With the addition of recent technology, documentation of antiquing has increased tenfold. Popular doumentation methods include photography, but better yet, video.



Antique
To fling a fistful of powder in someone's face when they are sleeping. Usually, flour is used, but other types of antiquing include: granulated sugar, confectioner's sugar, cayenne pepper, black pepper, pancake mix, cinnamon, and chocolate milk mix.
Example:
Time to antique that worthless shitfuck.


antiquing
The use of flour thrown in a sleeping victims face to make them appear to be a dusty old antique. Watch "Jackass" for origin.
Example:
That picture of Pat getting antiqued is a laugh riot!!!


antiqueing
The act of taking balls of flour and throwing them at a sleeping defenseless victim. This results in extreme discomfort (itchy eyes, rough skin, a pale look, etc.) for the victim but extreme humour for the persecutor.
Example:
That idiot Yawn antiqued us at the party...i want to kill him


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