Avoidance

What a bullfighter tries to do.



Avoid
A girl, usually from the UK, who covers herself in fake tan, body glitter, false eyelashes and not much else.

A girl who goes to very expensive clubs and leaves with quite cheap guys

The girls at the beginning of Snog, Marry, Avoid
Example:
Girl 1 - Oh My God, I can't believe Tony went home with that girl. She was such an avoid.

Girl 2 - I know - his sheets are totally orange now


avoidal
Defines a person who takes one university degree after another because they don't know what else to do. Loves to go to school repeatedly and has father that trades stocks as a full time job.

Real aspiration in life is to become a librarian, and to avoid as many graduation ceremonies as possible.
Example:
Steven Lee is an example of avoidal.


Avoid
How to avoid many things in the world:

1)Anal
A)While in prison don't bend over to pick-up a bar of soap, get someone else to do it
B)Don't pick up a transexual on the way home from a bar or strip-club, it'll be very painful
C)Dont be GAY!!!

2)Ugly people(In general)
A)Don't pick-up any ugly chicks unless your that damn desperate
B)Don't walk into them, they may have cooties(lol)or Herpes or any STD's known to mankind
C)Just dont talk to them

3)Death
A)Don't walk into a fucking highway and stand there(that goes out to Joel)
B)Don't get high on heroine and pist drunk and grab a shotgun, you'll end up blowing your brains out
C)Don't call a black-man a nigger
D)DOnt go swimming with fat people(Like Fidel) he has man boobs
E)Dont go to any fetish clubs, their quite painful, besides their stretch your balls to your feet

4)Listening to music you hate
A)Don't go to any concerts that you hate, unless your going to go on stage rape the guy on the spot and burn everyone alive
B)Bring your own MP3, Ipod, or Discman, it helps turning off the world outside
C)Don't watch Much Music, it only plays fucking Hip-Hop and Rap nowadays
Example:
Avoid all the things above to survive in the outside world


Polaroid Avoid
Someone who is fun to look at, but not worth the time to develop anything (e.g. a relationship or hookup) with.
Example:
Oh man, I saw Stephanie at the party last night, but I had to give her a Polaroid Avoid since she's kind of dumb


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