Awkward moment

Moments that occur whenever I open my mouth for more than two minutes.



that awkward moment
some new facebook fad where someone will put on their wall starting with that awkward moment and often times following it with something thats not awkward at all
Example:
fb status: that awkward moment when you miss the plane to go to Ireland

comment: thats not awkward that just sucks


Awkward Moment
The new "hip" thing to say in a Facebook status update. Wildly used out of context by students and young English people in an attempt to stand out from all the everyday statuses that appear on the proverbial news feed.
Example:
CORRECT example. "That awkward moment when you're facing an old flame/work colleague on a train/bus and attempting to avoid eye contact."

WRONG example. "That awkward moment when you realize you've woken up late for a lecture"

That's not awkward, that's just laziness.


That Awkward Moment
These specific pairing of words usually means a stupid, random story is about to be told that frankly myself and 97% of the worlds population doesn't give a shit about. So stop saying it... Please.
Example:
Thing #1: OMG leik that awkward moment this and that awkward that!! Leik everything's $o awkward!!!

Dr. Seuss: Please. Shut up.

Thing #1: WoW!! That awkward moment when this guys being a complete douche!!

Dr. Seuss: There's nothing awkward about me wanting to beat the shit out you.

Thing #1: ...


That awkward moment when
A phrase that prefaces a Facebook status update that uses the word awkward in the same way most people use the word irony (read: incorrectly). Essentially, "awkward moments" are never awkward.
Example:
Person A: That awkward moment when you realize you will die alone
Person B: That's not awkward, that's sad and soul crushing.

As you can see, Person B is well read and has a firm grasp on the definition of the word awkward and that awkward moment when, Person A on the other hand is a sad plebeian who hasn't come to such realizations.


Awkward Moments Coffee
A cofee for those moments, that are just too awkward for words.
Example:
You arrive home and your wife is with some stranger in bed. All three of you now must drink Awkward Moments Coffee.


That awkward moment when..
The phrase used when someone is tryign to find a reason to post something completley stupid on facebook

The phrase can also be used to send a message to someone.
Example:
1. That awkward moment when.. your brushing you teeth and you manage to get toothpaste in your eye.
2. That awkward moment when you ex girlfriend relizes you had been cheating on her when you were going out.


the awkward moment when...
How you start you sentence when you're about to recall an event or occurence that was funny, embarassing or awkward. Usually the moment you are recalling is something that has embarassed many.
Example:
the awkward moment when... you fart during a business conference and try to cover it up with a cough, but realise immediately and without need to confer, that everyone around you knows you just farted.

The awkward moment when... you make a black joke seconds before realising you are standing next to a black guy.

The awkward moment when... you say bye to someone then you both continue walking in the same direction.


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