Shlomo

At just about 6-8 weeks old, Shlomo was one of the youngest members of the “Texas 56” Canaan Dog rescue that took place April 7, 2021 , in Montgomery County, Texas.He is only 1 of 3 intact males out of the Texas 56. This is extremely important for the continuation of the breed as there are less than 3000 of this 4,000+ year old ancient and rare breed in the world today.Once one experiences Shlomo then they have officially be shlomoed!



Shlomo
1. An idiot who won't recognize he has not yet understood your side of the argument.

2. Somebody who is very arrogant and stupid, yet he will not ask for further explanation out of pride.
3. A douchebag that has a hard time understanding things. From the conjunction if the words "Shmuck" and "Slo-Mo" (as in Slow Motion) because he is arrogant and slow (from the understanding approach).
Example:
"If you didn't understand any of the previous definitions and pretend to understand not to be embarrased by asking, beware, you might be a Shlomo"

- "And I kept trying to explain to him that every time he blocks my driveway I am late for work, but he wouldn't understand"
- "What a Shlomo"


Shlomo
Someone who is a Shlomo is a person that plays keyboard too much, gets all the ladies on his dick, and has an orange crotch
Example:
Jaquafius: man, is that guy a Shlomo?
Jerrold: naw man, his crotch is black!

Jaquafius: damn Shlomo is a good keyboarder!

Shlomo: grrrrrrrr


Shlomo
Someone named shlomo is usually an amazing dancer, super outgoing, gets all the girls, is an absolute legend, crackhead, super sexy, absolutely ripped and is just an amazing guy! If your name is shlomo you usually have all these traits
Example:
Yoooooo you’re shlomo?!!! Omgggg we gotta go out sometime!

Yoooooo you’re shlomo?!!! Broooo could I get a selfie


shlomo
a big meat gazer, fudge packer, goofy, jeff master, salad tossing, adolescent that is a direct descendent from a long line of africans from the jimbajimba tribe
Example:
stefan is such a shlomo, he likes guys!

Jeff: Is that kid black?

Susie Q: No he's just a shlomo.


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