Battalion

When a person is moved to a U.S. Army battalion level staff position and begins to come up with ideas they used to think were dumb. The individual will also start coming to work 50% less than they used to.



TikTok Battalion
Common name for the chechen fighters led by Kadyrov on the side of Russia during the 2022 russian invasion of Ukraine, because they like to post on social media but there is virtually no proof of them engaging in combat.
Example:
Thats the Kadyrov TikTok Battalion. Specialty: team dances and pillow fights.

Combat experience: 18 tik toks


Battalion Thot
That one Thot everyone in the squad fucks to boost morale.
Example:
Person 1: Aye where ana
Person 2: who that
Person 1: know that joint we all yeah at that party
Person 2: Oh Capt. Sloppytop
Person 1: Best Battalion thot in the whole corp


battalion chief
A bald, micromanaging, shit-weasel that has nothing better to do than lean over a guy's shoulder when he's trying to work when he's not falling asleep at his desk.
Example:
Man, did you see our battalion chief? He watched those guys dig a hole all day and then gave them shit for eating an early dinner. I hate this department.


Rasp Battalion
The training battalion of 69ths rangers reg.
There are TWO types of rasp battalions
Or can be the dumbass E2s that are just too dumb to do anything. the candidates

R- Rangers
A-Ass
S-Smells like
P-Piss
Example:
Bruh I just joined the rasp battaliontraining team now I'm getting 50 pings every second!
Bruh m8, just just the normalest thing I've ever heard!

Man I regret joining a RASP tryout! Now I am in a dumbass battalion that just doesn't do anything.
Ok From mochi


Battalion Commander
Involuntary anal sex using dip spit as lubricant. Performed by a commanding officer on a lower ranked enlisted soldier.
Example:
After being on medhold for several months, the private started to feel as if he were going to become the next victim of the Battalion Commander.


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