Bed

A place to get laid in. See also car, shower, couch, art museum, etc.



Bed
A soft box with springs and comfy padding used to rest and have sex on.
Example:
Chad : So I guess I will stop by your apartment after work and fuck you like usual?
Kiersten I thought maybe I could come to your house since you have that big King Size Bed and all I have is that small little double bed?
Chad : Well I guess it would be alright since it's Wednesday and the wifey and brats will be at church!
Kiersten : And we can fuck without getting cramps and fallin on the floor!
Chad : Baby it doesn't matter where we fuck just as long as I can stick my cock in your pussy I'm happy!
Kiersten: Oh Chad your such a sweetheart!


Bed
1) A piece of furniture that is typically rectangular in shape, elevated off the floor, and soft. Usually consists of the following: pillows, comforter, sheets, mattress, and bedframe.

Personally, I think a bed is the best place in the world because my two favorite things in life happen there: sex and sleep.

2) To have sex with; to get a person to go to bed with you.
Example:
1) I love my bed, it allows for great sex and deep sleep.

2) I would like to bed Eva Longoria.


Bed
This is a place where everyone is happy and it is the best place to be. People wait all day to go here,and some don't want to leave.
Life without a bed is like life without Internet. But worse.
This place is amazing and everyone loves it. Nobody can live without a bed.
Example:
'I can't wait to go! It's so bed!'
'Her hair is so bed'
'I CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO BED'


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