blart
Example:
After jaay got rid of his wicked case of buttslaw, he still had the occasional painful blart.
After jaay got rid of his wicked case of buttslaw, he still had the occasional painful blart.
blart
A portmanteau of "blood" and "fart". Meant to be a flatus; a wind; a whoopee or an emittance of intestinal gas (also known as the "ass belch") which involuntarily becomes a discharge of slimy matter that is a mixture of excrement and blood.blart
one or more fake-tanned scantily-clad tattooed young ladies whose typical Friday evening's entertainment would consist of excessive alcohol consumption, giggling loudly whilst dancing around handbags, and urinating in the street. This to be followed by vigorous sexual intercourse with random males of the species, either up against a wall, over some rubbish bins or in a skip. The above phenomena can be observed between the hours of 11pm - 4am Friday evenings on the streets of any town or city in the north of England.
blart
Northumbrian. The female reproductive orifice and the tissues attendant thereto. Usually of a sheep or other farm animal - but not necessarily.
blart
Example:
I was checking the security cameras and I saw this fucking gorgeous blart bend over the freezer
I was checking the security cameras and I saw this fucking gorgeous blart bend over the freezer
blart
1. Women collectively, particularly the selection of women inhabiting a given location or establishment.
2. The female reproductive gash.
2. The female reproductive gash.
Example:
1. Bloody hell, James! This place is crawling with blart.
2. It smells like your mum's blart in here.
1. Bloody hell, James! This place is crawling with blart.
2. It smells like your mum's blart in here.
blart
blart
A large fart that has a slightly melodic sound, like a stone being dropped in a lake on a cool, summer's morning, somewhere in the Northeast woods of Maine.