Blue shell Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Blue shell

A cursed item in Mario Kart made by satan himself that targets you in first place, possibly ruining your race and friendships; Hell in the form of a Mario Kart item

blue shell

by Toadster on Mar 10, 2004 17:37:52

From Mario Kart, a Nintendo game.

Whenever you get ahead and think you have it made, someone behind you shoots a blue shell at you and takes you out.

(Blue shells fly directly to the person in first place and pack the biggest punch in the game)

Example:
I was doing great at my new job then I was blue shelled. (fired)

blue shelled

by larkonmygokart on Jan 07, 2010 04:57:53

1. v. when you are playing mario kart and some dick decides to send you a blue shell, which flies towards you and smashes you in a huge explosion. It is extremely frustrating.

2. v. to get fucked over, screwed over, stabbed in the back, owned, ect. However, do not use this meaning unless your friends play mario kart because people will not know what you are talking about and will probably think you're a nerd.

Example:
1. I was playing Mario Kart and i got blue shelled, next thing i knew my Wii was in pieces and my wall was dented.

2. that bitch blue shells people for her own enjoyment, backstabs and screws people over

Blue Shell

by Pow! Right in the kisser! on Dec 14, 2010 13:15:58

When a guy and a girl are having sex and the girl thinks the guy is going to finish too early, she smacks him hard on the balls so that she can finish first.

Example:
Sam: I was so close to finishing last night with Diane but then she totally blue shelled me and now I'm walking funny.

blue shell vagina

by True_X_Blue on Aug 11, 2023 03:28:12

A vagina so desirable that other vaginas flock to it, similar to the blue shell in Mario Kart attacking the enemy in first place.

Example:
Did you see her pussy? It’s perfect, a true blue shell vagina.

Blue Shell Syndrome

by TCJGforce128 on Jun 11, 2017 15:32:44

Living your every day life and swearing you can hear blue shells coming for you to ruin your day. Usually due to obsessive playing of Mario Kart games.

Example:
"Do you hear that blue shell?"

"No? What are you talking about? I think you've got Blue Shell Syndrome mate!"

Blue Shell Distance

by Alchem1st on May 02, 2008 12:17:10

Originated from Mario Kart Wii; where the player in first has such a huge lead, they would hold on to it even if hit by a blue shell or 2.
Generally means that the one in first has an obnoxiously enormous lead.

Example:
Josh has Blue Shell distance, there is no way we can catch up.

Blue Shell Politician

by MennerOfFish on Mar 29, 2010 04:36:06

Named for the "blue shell" in Super Mario Kart games. A politician who creates a policy whose purpose is to slow down or eliminate those who have gotten ahead in society. The effect is to eliminate the current leaders and replace them with a new leader.

Example:
Barack Obama is a blue shell politician.

blue turtle shell

by Hockeycapn on Jul 30, 2017 08:28:13

During sex, when a person is about finish first, their partner punches them in the face or back of the head, thus allowing the trailing person to finish first.

Example:
He was about to cum, so I blue turtle shelled him in the face.

blue shell

by MinecraftRulesDotCom on May 29, 2021 16:23:26

throw it at your girlfriend if you want to break up without hurting her feelings
throw it at your friend if you want to end a friendship without crying
throw it at your parents if you want to land them in jail for beating you
throw it at a navy seal to commit suicide by someone else

Example:
Rando: *first place*
Rando's asshole friend: I don't think you can go there! *throws blue shell*
Rando: Aight we're not friends
Satan: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan

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