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cockeyed
When a man looks at another man's cock, he gets cockeyed. If you stare at said cock. You have cockeyes. A contious stare is cockeyed.
A glimpse is a little cockeyed.
Example:
I can't help myself from staring, I am all cockeyed at the moment


Cockeyed
When a male child is born without eyelids and the doctors use the left over skin from circumcision to make a set of eyelids.
Example:
Doctor: it's ok miss, we haven't circumcised him yet, we'll just use the extra skin to make him a set of eyelids.
Mother: You can't do that he'll be cockeyed.
Doctor: Well thats true, but just think of the foresight he'll have?


Cockeyed
When a woman is being violently slapped in the face with a cock and some of the penis gets in her eye causing her to close said eye and slightly open her mouth. This is best viewed in slow motion.
Example:
guy 1: I totally made that bitch cockeyed last night.
guy 2: Hear hear!! Brava!


Cockey
Cockey is a Canadian sport invented on Saturday, August 14th, 2010. It was invented by two teenage girls (names unknown). Cockey combines the techniques of croquet with the style of field hockey. It was invented in a backyard by two BFF`s and is intended to be a competitive game for any one over the age of 3.
Example:
I hit the cock so hard!
Dayum that Cockey game is so intense!


Cockeyed
When you shoot a load in your significant others eye ( the same eye ) everytime you have sex and she has to go to the Dr. and explain to them why she is having issues.
Example:
I cockeyed her a few times, the Dr. laughed then gave her a prescription


Cockeyed
/ˈkäkˌīd/
adjective

A look of confusion.

A look of surprise.
Example:
As Darnell elaborately described the theory of gravity, Tom looked at him cockeyed.

"What?" Tom blarted.
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Chuck smacked Jones in the face, as he stumbled back Jones looked back at Chuck cockeyed.

"What the fuck, man?!" Jones hollered.


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