Brian Urlacher
Brian Urlacher is the Middle
Linebacker of the
Chicago Bears and a 4-time
Pro Bowl participant.He's one of the fastest, strongest and hardest Linebackers of the Nfl.He's called the "Monster of the midway", and really deserves this name.
Brian Urlacher
by Hajari on Feb 19, 2006 08:12:46
middle linebacker for the chicago bears in their 4-3 defense (4 on the line, 3 backers). Considered a
hard hitter and one of the upper-echelon LBs in the Nfl. However, as those who watched the bears-steelers game in the 2005-2006 season,
brian urlacher is simply a footrug for the great
jerome bettis, future hall of famer.
Example:
Oh man, theres
brian urlacher! i bet hes going to crush
jerome bettis's skull into approximately 27 pieces!
... oh, shit, urlacher just got trampled by the bus, giving up a touchdown. maybe next year,
lovie smith (coach of the bears)
A Brian Urlacher
by JH,RK,CF on Feb 20, 2007 21:42:08
Example:
In order to give a woman
a Brian Urlacher or
Urlacher,You have to have sex with a girl from behind. You stick two of your fingers into her ass and wipe them under her eyes just like a professional football player wears
eye black. In order to complete the "Urlacher" when she gets up and runs away in disgust you have to tackle her from behind.
It is acceptable to celebrate the completion of the "Urlacher" by screaming "Whooooo" or "This is my House" followed by chest bumping the wall.
A Brian Urlacher
by JH,RK,CF on Feb 17, 2007 02:21:01
Example:
In order to give a woman
a Brian Urlacher or
Urlacher,You have to have sex with a girl from behind. You stick two of your fingers into her ass and wipe them under her eyes just like a professional football player wears
eye black. In order to complete the "Urlacher" when she gets up and runs away in disgust you have to tackle her from behind.
It is acceptable to celebrate the completion of the "Urlacher" by screaming "Whooooo" or "This is my House" followed by chest bumping the wall.
Brian urlacher
by BenzoJohnny on Jul 31, 2006 15:43:02
Most overrated
linebacker in the NFL. Has never led
the league in tackles and only has created one
turnover since the 2003 season. Also the worst Defensive Player of the since the award has been given.