Cappy

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Cappy
A typical Cambodian American Princess: Extremely moody, super secretive, mid-high maintenance (could absolutely look like shit and seem to wear the same crap if extremely depressed, can last up to months or even a whole year in extreme situations, often because for ONCE, they couldn't have it their way or because of their forever arising dark family secrets), plays every instrument you can think of, but isn't great at any of them, they're allergic to makeup..Still, many still wear it. spoiled rotten by their parents who either owns a chain of doughnut shops, Chinese food restaurants, does "business" overseas in Asia, flips houses or buys and rents out houses, or all of the above.

These girls are annoyingly smart but will do horrid in school on purpose to get attention from her absent parents. Ditches school every other day, unfortunately they are still able to pass their classes with ease (most often because they're teachers pets anyways). Often needy in relationships with their older boyfriends, who they secretly hate because their parents approve of them, and they are the biggest teases you'll ever meet. The relationship lasts as long as his wallet does. Although, if she genuinely likes him, the relationship will run on her dime, but she will soon get bored of him anyway and make him cry like a two year old girl. Btw, these girls rarely date out of their Asian race. Occasionally she will bring home a barang (Khmer for "non-asian") male, most likely a white guy who goes to the same med school. Again, she will toss him out like yesterday's trash before he gets the chance to see through her superficial facade.

Cappys wont be caught dead hanging out with ugly people or somebody poor; on the bright side, because they have daddy as their own personal bank, they are generous with their cash to all their friends; too bad these snobs won't even look at you if you don't drive a BMW, a Lexus, or a Benz.

You will often see the teen/high school Cappys wearing brands such as; Juicy Couture, Abercrombie, Volcom, Obey, American Apparel, Hard Tail, Triple Five Soul, Rock and Republics, Banana Republic, Seven for All Mankind jeans, etc. Truly depends on how far the Cappy is in training and what scene they are into. Basically, all brand name shit, and they only wear it because it's brand name shit.

The college/in their 20's Cappys will absolutely not leave the house without their Vuitton, Chanel, Dior, Prada, Michael Kors, Dooney, Coach, Gucci, Juicy Couture, or Fendi handbags

Their attitude: Queen of all BITCHES to those who are out of their circle; but the best friend you could ever have if you're "in"

--Has a wide variety of friends from all races, except, they have to be rich, cool, and popular.
Their motto--If you ask, I still won't tell (super secretive part)

*Lifestyle: Usually wealthier than they let out to be, because I'd hate to admit it, but they are actually humble and grateful.... Nonetheless, these Cappys are spoiled to the core -- but this is only because their sorry excuse as parents are never home and buys them anything they want to make up for their absence, also, they never get a home cooked meal, and holidays for CAPs is just another day, but a billion times worst and lonelier.

*Relationships: Majority are Virgins for the sake of being virgins.
Biggest tease on the face of this universe.
OR
Sluts like they went to a special school to be slutty.
(again to get parents attention)

85:15 Ratio

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Personal Life : Very disturbing, cold, shady, dark past. If you're unfortunate enough to have a CAP open up to you, you can either believe it or not, doesn't change the fact that it's all true.

Bottom line, Cappys are gorgeous yet ugly, and they are rare. There are only a handful of them. But when you do meet one, others are sure to be close by. So beware.
Example:
Cappy1: Hey do you have any manila envelopes I can borrow?

Cappy2: Yeah. Sure. What for though?

Cappy1: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT......

Cappy2: Okayyyyy?? Hey do you want to come over? My parents went to Japan this week.

Cappy1: Omg. Really?! Mine went to Cambodia!

Cappy2: Yeah. They always go during Christmas time. What?! I thought your parents came back already!

Cappy1: Yeah, my step dad, but not my dad, dad. Ooo, let's go shopping later though. My mom left me the keys to the Lexus this time.

Cappy2: Ohhh yeahh. I forgot.. Ok, let me dump my boyfriend first then let's go.

Cappy1: Ok, I'll be there in an hour or so...Bring out the envelopes!

Cappy2: Fersureeeeeeeeee.


Cappy
You do something that isn't considered 'cool', but you're proud of it anyway!
Example:
You play the cello, that must be ebarrassing, being seen with it around school!
Naah, I'm a cappy!!


Cappy
A cappy is a type of person who enjoys burning orphan and a communist who enjoys the suffering of others and takes after a modern version of stalin. They would most likely either be angry or annoyed half the time and be really hated by others.
Example:
BOB: why are yu burning orphans?
cappy: im a cappy!


Cappy
A person who lies constantly and for no damn reason.
Example:
“Man that one bitch was on my dick she was slapping my wang”
2 Weeks Later
“I’m a virgin and I’ve never had any sexual

relations with a female”
I mean come one dude your such a cappy


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