National Gay Mom Day
My dear friend is like my therapist. I tell her everything and she is like a vault that won't tell anyone. I trust her with everything and I love her a lot. She called herself my gay mom because she is like a mom to me but better than a mom. She doesn't judge me and I'm really grateful to have her in my life. That is why I have decided that I want to name June 24 National Gay Mom day. Everyone needs a Gay Mom like my friend. I want to celebrate this day with her to show how much I appreciate her.
National ur mom day
November 16 is National ur mom day. You have to reply with “ur mom” to everything. And if you don’t…you’re not very swag
Example:
Jimmy: hey what’s up Chris?
Chris: ur mom
Jimmy: what?
Chris: oh it’s National ur mom day
Jimmy: oh
Jimmy: hey what’s up Chris?
Chris: ur mom
Jimmy: what?
Chris: oh it’s National ur mom day
Jimmy: oh
annoy your mom day
National Cumblast Your Mom Day
National Cumblast Your Mom day which is on June 15th, is a special day where you get to cumblast any mom you want and only moms. It can range from big booty milfs to itty bitty babes. It doesn’t matter what kind of mom, we love them all !! And who doesn’t like cumblasting ?
Example:
JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE
PART 3
Kakyoin: *throws controller* yo dude do you know what day it is today ?
Jotaro: no what day it is ?
Kakyoin: it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day !! you know what that means !?
* Kakyoin cumblasts Holy Kujo/ Jotaros Mom *
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PART 5
* Giorno goes up to Abbachio *
Giorno: Abbachio, it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day and I’m gonna nut in your mom
Abbachio: not if I nut in yours first you shithead
* Abbachio fucks Bruno *
JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE
PART 3
Kakyoin: *throws controller* yo dude do you know what day it is today ?
Jotaro: no what day it is ?
Kakyoin: it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day !! you know what that means !?
* Kakyoin cumblasts Holy Kujo/ Jotaros Mom *
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PART 5
* Giorno goes up to Abbachio *
Giorno: Abbachio, it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day and I’m gonna nut in your mom
Abbachio: not if I nut in yours first you shithead
* Abbachio fucks Bruno *
national fuck your mom day
national fuck your mom day is may 1st.
National bike mom day
On December 20th at exactly 5:30pm
Marks the national bike mom day. It is where moms need to take a bike ride on a nice wilderness trail.
Marks the national bike mom day. It is where moms need to take a bike ride on a nice wilderness trail.
Example:
Bro wake up its national bike mom day!
Dominic, I'm sorry but your mom has died so I need to make an urban dictionary definition to make fun of her.
Bro wake up its national bike mom day!
Dominic, I'm sorry but your mom has died so I need to make an urban dictionary definition to make fun of her.
National grab your mom day
Every year on the 13 of April is the national grab your mom day. On this day you grab your mom and take her somewhere nice and enjoy your day