Carp
by JesuitsRule on Jan 21, 2023 06:55:23
1) Someone who is
not at all sus.
2) True, rather than false -- i.e., "Carp" is the opposite of "
cap."
Example:
"
Carp's not sus, unlike
Gurcsik, who may be sus."
"OK, class, let's go over these 'Carp or
cap' questions..."
Carpe
by kabooya on Mar 08, 2010 07:18:47
To throw up because of alcohol. From the Latin "
carpe dium" meaning to
seize the day. Whenever you carpe, you probably had a fun night (
seized the day).
Example:
Man, I had way too much to drink tonight. I think I'm going to
carpe.
Aww. She
carped all over the hallway.
I carped last time I played
Edward 40 Hands.
carp
by Reuben Teuge on Mar 30, 2009 16:05:27
Example:
"
Betty was satisfied with
the barracuda but feels more 'full' after the carp"
"To everyone's enjoyment free
carps were being handed out"
carp
by Jonathan Smithington on Feb 10, 2012 22:18:05
(Noun) An individual who, in any given conversation, will not hesitate to barge in with
predating knowledge of said conversation’s subject or subject matter. Often used to belittle others participating in said conversation or to attempt improved inclusion.
When coupled with an
A-frame “
power stance” it is typically to reinforce alpha male status.
(Verb) To commit the act described in being a carp
Example:
While regaling John with a dog training incident from last night, Barry stepped in and
carped me. He stated that he had trained
dozens of dogs over the last month and in less time than myself. He then informed me that my techniques were ineffective and
outdated, as well as clearly not how he would do it.
Carp
by TheDevilInside on Nov 04, 2012 02:28:35
Carp
A troll who jumps into a conversation without understanding the original topic and going completely
off topic from the original intent of a statement. The person can also be described as performing the act of
carping.
Where a Troll is derived from the act of trolling for fish, a
carp is is derived from the Asian Carp jumping into the boat on their own.
Example:
I
blogged a piece on how people's backgrounds influence their decisions but a
carp showed up and went completely
off topic.
Carp
by Dropkick Johnny on Sep 11, 2009 03:10:54
A Trashy
Heavyset or Thick woman.
Often found lurking in bars; near or around
closing time, usually very easy to pick up, but can also become very angry or violent when in groups.
DO NOT APPROACH IF THEY ARE SWIMMING IN PACKS.
They like to eat lots of
bar grub, tend to be chain Smokers and consumers of cheap beer.
Carping
by Razzle on Aug 21, 2004 16:55:25
Derived from
dogging and also
piking a
carper is someone that speaks to someone on a mobile phone who is in the act of piking.
piking dogging ducking
Example:
Carrie innocently phoned
Chris on his mobile, only to discover from his panting tones he was engaged in
piking.
From that moment on, she knew she was a
carper.
Carp
by JMHO on May 20, 2020 19:16:03
Depending upon the narrative, and other context, its to describe the norm /
crapfest, and even of a person being
querulous, for the most part, at which you don't need constantly. Likewise, it serves as an anagram for
fishpaste from schools of bass-turds; the kind of primitive nature, resulting what pain or a drag it seems whenever a certain somebody does the unnecessary.
Example:
(distant grumbling in background) (
Plankton's thoughts): "ARGH!! Why must I deal with these
barnacles, inferior beyond my standard." "From Karen, the Goofy Goobers, the squid and worse of all:
KRABS!!) *SIGH* What a load of carp. Everyone in a mile radius: Plankton!! Plankton: Heh-Heh! Words speak out then actions, right? no. No! NOO! Not the face!!