Channel One
A blatant advertising
ploy which high school students are subjected to every morning. Channel One
bribes the school with free
TVs if they broadcast the program every morning.Channel One hides under the guise of a news program, with simple commercials in between. But in reality, it is commericals with news in between.
Channel one
by judybooty on May 28, 2010 04:37:58
a torture program thats
been around for generations thats sadly still used to this day..this program can cause nauseau, pain to the eyes and ears, nose bleeds,
migranes, thoughts of suicide, thoughts of genocide, and eventually the
murdering of oneself
Example:
student1: man i wish we could at least turn this shit down its like a
channel one concert in here!
student2: dude shut the fuck up the teachers lookin
over here...you know we cant touch that tv...
god bless us ..everyone
channel one
by Undie Bundie on Sep 18, 2007 07:42:30
A stupid "news" segment that they force you to watch in high school through the school
tv's.
It consists of nothing but bullshit and it always goes to them talking about cancer or a lot of people dying to something "happy" so you forget about what you just heard.
It is the biggest
load of bullshit since
the OJ simpson trial.
Example:
"hey Zack, according to channel one we have cancer because we just watched a TV".
"hey zack this black guy is trying to avoid steryotypes, IT
ISN"T WORKING"
"hey Zack,
this is fucking bullshit who gives a shit about the "play of the week"
"hey zack these guys are fuck-offs"